this is a post about penises

[augustbird]

so earlier today i went to google something and noticed that i had "penises of the animal kingdom" in my searchbar--which WHAT? i don't remember looking that up but HEY WHATEVER i was up until 5am last night trying to do work and was probably delirious at some point. anyway, i was distracted with random facts and linked my roommate and then she got distracted and then we had THIS CONVERSATION (over gchat even though you know, she's 5 feet down the hall):

(12:24:29 PM) me: http://ohfortheloveofscience.com/2009/02/14/weird-sex-in-the-animal-kingdom/
(12:30:02 PM) roommate: each dagger is actually... a penis
(12:30:12 PM) roommate: BAAAAHHHMMM
(12:30:24 PM) me: IS THIS THE INCEPTION BAHM?
(12:30:33 PM) me: omg
(12:30:34 PM) roommate: IT WAS
(12:30:35 PM) me: could you
(12:30:36 PM) me: imagine
(12:30:37 PM) me: a porno
(12:30:42 PM) me: set to inception's soundtrack
(12:30:45 PM) me: ANIMAL PORN
(12:30:46 PM) roommate: LOLOLOLOL
(12:30:50 PM) roommate: PENIS FENCING
(12:30:51 PM) me: SET TO INCEPTION
(12:30:57 PM) roommate: BAHMMM
(12:31:01 PM) roommate: lololol
(12:31:09 PM) roommate: "it must go... DEEPER"
(12:31:12 PM) roommate: BAAAHHHMMMM