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[sholmes87]

I can't prove something like this lives in my purse; but I'm pretty sure it does.

The Lurker

I am the devourer of keys. I am the eater of pencils. I sit, ever so quietly and listen as a plaintive voice whines: “I know they’re in here somewhere!” I suppress a snigger as a hand gropes, then shakes and then removes everything from the purse. “Where

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[baronscartop]

Cousin of the thing that lives in my dryer?

t!

[mousme]

The one that eats one sock out of every three and all your underwear?

[baronscartop]

We do not discuss the things that eat my underwear, if you please.

t!

[mousme]

Since when have you been so delicate in your sensibilities? ;)

[pwned_kisa]

Oh it does exist. Indeed it do.

[sholmes87]

Uh-oh! *looks around furtively and hides purse under the bed*

[rehenazelreyhan]

I'll be thinking twice before reaching into my purse!

[sholmes87]

I always approach very gingerly and have a large stick standing by.

Just in case.

[lee_terati]

Are you the Lurker who lives in my purse?

[sholmes87]

*chuckles evilly*

I am everywhere!

[terredancer]

Ohhh. Is there one for every purse? One who translocates one from the purse to its cousin that lives under the bed.

[sholmes87]

I'm not sure if there's one for every purse. I think they move around to different ones to lull us into a false sense of security.