rip 371 Savin Hill Ave
You've been good to us all. The amount of alcohol and other various illegal substances that were consumed inside you is amazing. The parties were awesome, the clean up was not becaue you are huge. You were really lame when the the toilet decided to have a shitty noahs arc, or when the garbage disposal wouldnt work, and the fact that it takes 6 keys to get inside of you, but overall you've been a good home to Sophie and I. The cabinet next to the back door always smelled, but we forgave you. The pipes freaked everyone out, but eventually you get used to it. The door handles constantly fall off, and the sun room door has to be duct taped shut during the winter, thats pretty brokeback. The walls are way too white and "really bad backround for myspace pictures," but apparently the bathroom has good lighting. You were there for the birth of the AHC, the 678, the Brancale Hall of Fame, the Red Hand Brigade, Team Crunk, SIF Central, The Fruit Fly Massacre, and many other inside jokes. The stairs outside are a drunk persons nightmare, and the fact that you have to go around 5 one way streets to get to you is really lame, but thank you for being really close to a T station, its made life a lot easier. You are very hard to break into when I forgot my keys, which in the end is a good thing because you are located in the ghetto. Summer will be really lame without you. You will be missed.