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I absconded with this meme from puppypower76.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In September I stole all of atrueparrothead's brassieres (-50 points), but then I bought a new pair of f*** me boots for smacky30 (30 points). Of course, they were signed by David Caruso (-750 points). In June, I brushed and curried Gaude for ligaras (25 points), but then I got Gilbert and Brass stoned on catnip (-15 points). Last Tuesday I gave idreamedmusic a life-saving blood transfusion (but only because I had contributed to her alcohol poisoning via Jell-O shots (50 points). In May I pulled over and changed cropper1818's flat tire (what nail?!) (15 points). Last Thursday I shaved off oh_hoooo's hair arrow (-20 points). In February I bought porn for puppypower76 (10 points), but then I encouraged her to run naked through the local mall (-30 points). Today, I cheated on an LJ meme (-10 points). I also kidnapped mingsmommy and duct taped her fingers and thumbs together because I knew she would bust me for cheating (-1200 points).
Overall, I've been very, very naughty (-1945 points). But, for Christmas, I still deserve William Petersen. And a can of whipped cream.
Sincerely,
augrasshopper
Heh.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In September I stole all of atrueparrothead's brassieres (-50 points), but then I bought a new pair of f*** me boots for smacky30 (30 points). Of course, they were signed by David Caruso (-750 points). In June, I brushed and curried Gaude for ligaras (25 points), but then I got Gilbert and Brass stoned on catnip (-15 points). Last Tuesday I gave idreamedmusic a life-saving blood transfusion (but only because I had contributed to her alcohol poisoning via Jell-O shots (50 points). In May I pulled over and changed cropper1818's flat tire (what nail?!) (15 points). Last Thursday I shaved off oh_hoooo's hair arrow (-20 points). In February I bought porn for puppypower76 (10 points), but then I encouraged her to run naked through the local mall (-30 points). Today, I cheated on an LJ meme (-10 points). I also kidnapped mingsmommy and duct taped her fingers and thumbs together because I knew she would bust me for cheating (-1200 points).
Overall, I've been very, very naughty (-1945 points). But, for Christmas, I still deserve William Petersen. And a can of whipped cream.
Sincerely,
augrasshopper
Heh.