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OK, I wanted to write down this dream while it was still fresh in my mind. This is proof that my dreams are like movies.
It started with me and my dad moving into this house for a while, but we were staying with this family for some reason. Then weird stuff started to happen, I guess, but my dream skipped that part. Then an Agent Scully-type person (the chick from X Files) came to investigate what was going on and I really wanted to help. So we checked all the rooms in the house and didn't find anything. Then we found this closet that had lots of shit in it, but behind all the shit were all these doors leading to secret rooms. So we started investigating these rooms. The first one was like a crawlspace and the woman was like "Why wouldn't they use this room?" and I said "Maybe they just don't need it. It's just a crawlspace." So then we turned and went in a different direction and found this huge bedroom that was completely empty except for a cot with a dark blue comforter on it the center. We both thought it was really weird that there was an unused bedroom in the house so we kept looking. From the bedroom, we found this massive old bathroom that had a fountain on one side and lots on stand-alone tubs with shower curtains on them on the other (I guess that's probably because that's how my dad's shower is, lol). Then we heard voices, so we split up and hid different places. I, being the genius I am, decided to hide in one of the tubs. It really seemed like it would be big enough under the curtain...however, and this is probably the strangest part of the dream, I suddenly switched from a first person POV to third person. But that's not the weirdest part. No, the weirdest part is that when that happened, my character suddenly turned into Scott Bakula...but it was still me...if that makes any sense. Oh, and Scott Bakula Me was now naked somehow. Anyway, I heard the voices getting closer and then they came into the bathroom. When they got near my tub, they suddenly stopped. I wasn't really surprised because there was no way in hell I could fit under that curtain without being noticed. So I jumped out and was like "What the hell's going on?!" and then they said they were going to have to kill me now. And then a huge pool of water replaced the fountain (dream glitch) and I was like "Please don't drown me! No living thing, no matter how horrible they are, deserves to be drowned!" or something stupid like that. And they were like "Well, too bad. We're going to anyway." The next part is getting a little fuzzy...I can't remember how I escaped the bathroom, but somehow I ended up running into the other room that connects these secret rooms with the rest of the house: the laundry room. Of course, when I got there, the lady of the house decided to come down and put a load of laundry in. Fortunately, I had a much better hiding place in a closet this time so she didn't notice me. She went upstairs and I followed a few minutes after. I ran up to my room and started packing stuff. For some reason, I had tons of jeans with me and I just kept t=packing more jeans. I don't think anything ever ended up in my bag except jeans. Then I heard voices outside my door, so I went to block it so they couldn't get in. Don't ask me how, but I managed to keep it shut just by leaning against it for the entire scene that follows. Then I tried to call my dad, but I couldn't press the right numbers for some reason...but finally I did. He told me there were zombies everywhere and that he left the house to escape (and didn't bring me, lol, thanks a bunch dad) and he was waiting for me at some restaurant downtown. So, then something happened aaaand....I started yelling about water, I think....NO I remember! I told my dad that there were zombies trying to get into my room and he was like "Oh, those aren't zombies they're normal people." And I just said "Um, no, I'm pretty sure they're zombies." But he wouldn't believe me. So I tried to prove it to him by knocking on the door and yelling to them that I wanted a glass of water (don't ask...) and one of them was like "Water? Water?? WATER?!?!" and was talking all crazy. Then one of the other zombies shot him with a shotgun. My dad heard all of this and he was like "OK, I believe you, they're zombies." Then I told him I had to go and I looked around the room trying to figure out my options. I saw the window, and decided that was my best shot (remember, I was on the second floor) so I jumped through the glass (which didn't fall on me when I landed for some reason) and landed in a bush down below. Then I just booked it in a random direction that looked like downtown (we were new in this town). Then I called Abby and she was such a bitch! I was like "OMG there are zombies chasing me and they want to kill me and I had to jump out my second-story window to escape and now I'm just running and I'm afraid to stop cause I don't want to die!" and then she laughed at me and said "You jumped out your window?? Hahahaha!" and I was like "Fuck you! I almost died! Don't you get it?! I'm running for my life!!" and I was crying and stuff. She just didn't get it, so I hung up on her. Then I ended up on the highway at the entrance to our town. I guess I picked the wrong direction to run in. There was a huge traffic jam and people were driving the wrong way on the highway trying to escape our town. Then some zombies came and started killing them and I jumped in a running car and drove through all the piled up cars and bodies and stuff and off into the horizon.
I think that was the end. I don't remember getting reunited with my dad. I also have no idea what the secret rooms had to do with the zombies. I have no idea where the zombies came from. I have no idea what happened to Scully Lady or my dad. I have no idea why Abby wouldn't take me seriously. Oh man, it was scary...OK that was really long, sorry. But it was soooo like a movie. I think I changed back into me at some point. Oh, when I got back to my room and started packing my jeans I wasn't Scott Bakula anymore. But I was still naked.
It started with me and my dad moving into this house for a while, but we were staying with this family for some reason. Then weird stuff started to happen, I guess, but my dream skipped that part. Then an Agent Scully-type person (the chick from X Files) came to investigate what was going on and I really wanted to help. So we checked all the rooms in the house and didn't find anything. Then we found this closet that had lots of shit in it, but behind all the shit were all these doors leading to secret rooms. So we started investigating these rooms. The first one was like a crawlspace and the woman was like "Why wouldn't they use this room?" and I said "Maybe they just don't need it. It's just a crawlspace." So then we turned and went in a different direction and found this huge bedroom that was completely empty except for a cot with a dark blue comforter on it the center. We both thought it was really weird that there was an unused bedroom in the house so we kept looking. From the bedroom, we found this massive old bathroom that had a fountain on one side and lots on stand-alone tubs with shower curtains on them on the other (I guess that's probably because that's how my dad's shower is, lol). Then we heard voices, so we split up and hid different places. I, being the genius I am, decided to hide in one of the tubs. It really seemed like it would be big enough under the curtain...however, and this is probably the strangest part of the dream, I suddenly switched from a first person POV to third person. But that's not the weirdest part. No, the weirdest part is that when that happened, my character suddenly turned into Scott Bakula...but it was still me...if that makes any sense. Oh, and Scott Bakula Me was now naked somehow. Anyway, I heard the voices getting closer and then they came into the bathroom. When they got near my tub, they suddenly stopped. I wasn't really surprised because there was no way in hell I could fit under that curtain without being noticed. So I jumped out and was like "What the hell's going on?!" and then they said they were going to have to kill me now. And then a huge pool of water replaced the fountain (dream glitch) and I was like "Please don't drown me! No living thing, no matter how horrible they are, deserves to be drowned!" or something stupid like that. And they were like "Well, too bad. We're going to anyway." The next part is getting a little fuzzy...I can't remember how I escaped the bathroom, but somehow I ended up running into the other room that connects these secret rooms with the rest of the house: the laundry room. Of course, when I got there, the lady of the house decided to come down and put a load of laundry in. Fortunately, I had a much better hiding place in a closet this time so she didn't notice me. She went upstairs and I followed a few minutes after. I ran up to my room and started packing stuff. For some reason, I had tons of jeans with me and I just kept t=packing more jeans. I don't think anything ever ended up in my bag except jeans. Then I heard voices outside my door, so I went to block it so they couldn't get in. Don't ask me how, but I managed to keep it shut just by leaning against it for the entire scene that follows. Then I tried to call my dad, but I couldn't press the right numbers for some reason...but finally I did. He told me there were zombies everywhere and that he left the house to escape (and didn't bring me, lol, thanks a bunch dad) and he was waiting for me at some restaurant downtown. So, then something happened aaaand....I started yelling about water, I think....NO I remember! I told my dad that there were zombies trying to get into my room and he was like "Oh, those aren't zombies they're normal people." And I just said "Um, no, I'm pretty sure they're zombies." But he wouldn't believe me. So I tried to prove it to him by knocking on the door and yelling to them that I wanted a glass of water (don't ask...) and one of them was like "Water? Water?? WATER?!?!" and was talking all crazy. Then one of the other zombies shot him with a shotgun. My dad heard all of this and he was like "OK, I believe you, they're zombies." Then I told him I had to go and I looked around the room trying to figure out my options. I saw the window, and decided that was my best shot (remember, I was on the second floor) so I jumped through the glass (which didn't fall on me when I landed for some reason) and landed in a bush down below. Then I just booked it in a random direction that looked like downtown (we were new in this town). Then I called Abby and she was such a bitch! I was like "OMG there are zombies chasing me and they want to kill me and I had to jump out my second-story window to escape and now I'm just running and I'm afraid to stop cause I don't want to die!" and then she laughed at me and said "You jumped out your window?? Hahahaha!" and I was like "Fuck you! I almost died! Don't you get it?! I'm running for my life!!" and I was crying and stuff. She just didn't get it, so I hung up on her. Then I ended up on the highway at the entrance to our town. I guess I picked the wrong direction to run in. There was a huge traffic jam and people were driving the wrong way on the highway trying to escape our town. Then some zombies came and started killing them and I jumped in a running car and drove through all the piled up cars and bodies and stuff and off into the horizon.
I think that was the end. I don't remember getting reunited with my dad. I also have no idea what the secret rooms had to do with the zombies. I have no idea where the zombies came from. I have no idea what happened to Scully Lady or my dad. I have no idea why Abby wouldn't take me seriously. Oh man, it was scary...OK that was really long, sorry. But it was soooo like a movie. I think I changed back into me at some point. Oh, when I got back to my room and started packing my jeans I wasn't Scott Bakula anymore. But I was still naked.