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So, no strep throat and according to the "doctor" at ExpressCare no mumps either. I'm on Zpak. I've never been on it before... does it make your stomach hurt? Cause mine has been hurting for the past two hours.
Please answer all questions to the best of your ability:
General information
1) Forget your name. What do you wish your parents would have named you?
I like Alissa. With an i.
2) Where do you do keep your socks? In a drawer... right now there are a bunch strewn all over my floor cause I hate matching clean socks.
3) How many pets with tails have you owned in your lifetime? Do fish count? If they do, then 3.
4) Is your mama a llama? No.
Important information
5) Would you rather go back in time and correct a mistake you made, or would you rather be the heir to the Taco Bell fortune? Um... neither. I would rather eat Taco Bell than go back in time, but I don't care to own it.
6) Tell us about your Wednesday class/work schedule. Class, college center, class, class, down time for an hour, dinner, CAP meeting.
7) Please type your name, excluding all bilabial consonants. What does that mean?? Alissa Ann Karp.
8) What is your dog's name? (If you don't have a dog, what was the name of your eighth grade homeroom teacher?) April.
9) Type a word that rhymes with chair. Hair.
10) How many pairs of socks do you own?(please exclude all green socks) A lot. Colorful ones and white ones. I don't feel like counting.
José
11) Do you know anyone name José? Why or why not? I don't think so.
12) Would you ever name one of your children José? Not likely.
13) What if you already had 17 children and were running out of names?Then might you consider it? Sure.
Gender
15) Are you a man? No.
16) If you answered no, why not? Cause I have a vagina and breasts.
17) If you answered yes, are you lying?
18) How many pairs of socks do you have?(toe socks do not count) I already answered this.
Abraham Lincoln
19) Do you think he looked better with or without the hat? With.
20) If you had run against Abe for the presidency, would you also have worn a hat during election season, just to keep up appearances? Probably not. I'm not too much of a hat person.
21) Do you think Abe hid snacks in his hat for when he got hungry on the job? Sure. Maybe juje fruits. Did they have those then?
Chocolate
22) Why can't dogs eat chocolate? They barf all over... case in point: April ate a whole dozen of those chocolate covered marshmallow eggs two years ago. She barfed all over the house while it was up for sale so we had to buy a decorative vase to cover one of the spots that did not come up.
23) Do you think Hilary Duff would ever record an album entitled "Chocolate Heifer"? No... maybe if she got fat.
24) Would you ever buy socks made out of chocolate? No... they would melt.
25) Do you think socks made out of chocolate would be impractical? Yes... I already said they would melt.
26) How many pairs of socks do you own? (If you own any pairs of chocolate socks, please exclude them from your grand total) Stop it!!
Likes/Dislikes
27) Do you like country music? NO!
28) How do you feel about Hilary Duff? I liked her in Lizzie McGuire. Not now.
29) Should she run for president in 2050? NO!
30) Do you think Hilary Duff would have beaten Abraham Lincoln if they had run against each other? No way.
31) Do you have a frying pan I could borrow? Yes.
The French
32) Have you ever had a quiet lunch with a cartoon character at a chateau in France? No.
33) How do you feel about France? I'd like to go there. I haven't heard good things about it though.
34) Do you think they should even allow cartoon characters in France? Sure.
35) Did you know there is a character named Frenchie in the delightful musical "Grease"? Yes.
36) Do you think the phrase "french kiss" sounds gross? No.
37) How many pairs or socks do you own? (if you have ever set foot in France with a pair of your socks on, please exclude those particular socks from your grand total) Seriously. No more sock questions.
Serious Information
38) Do you kiss more than 50 people in an average week? Hahaha. Then I'd really have the mumps.
39) Does your boyfriend/girlfriend have a sister named Alexis? No.
40) Why do ducks float? They swim I believe.
41) What is your father's maiden name? Karp. I don't think it's called a maiden name.
42) How many pairs of socks do you own? (if you have ever worn socks while scuba diving, please add 25 socks to your grand total). No comment.
43) Do you even wear socks? Yes.
44) Have you ever been given the nickname "barefoot betty"? No. I wear socks.
Please answer all questions to the best of your ability:
General information
1) Forget your name. What do you wish your parents would have named you?
I like Alissa. With an i.
2) Where do you do keep your socks? In a drawer... right now there are a bunch strewn all over my floor cause I hate matching clean socks.
3) How many pets with tails have you owned in your lifetime? Do fish count? If they do, then 3.
4) Is your mama a llama? No.
Important information
5) Would you rather go back in time and correct a mistake you made, or would you rather be the heir to the Taco Bell fortune? Um... neither. I would rather eat Taco Bell than go back in time, but I don't care to own it.
6) Tell us about your Wednesday class/work schedule. Class, college center, class, class, down time for an hour, dinner, CAP meeting.
7) Please type your name, excluding all bilabial consonants. What does that mean?? Alissa Ann Karp.
8) What is your dog's name? (If you don't have a dog, what was the name of your eighth grade homeroom teacher?) April.
9) Type a word that rhymes with chair. Hair.
10) How many pairs of socks do you own?(please exclude all green socks) A lot. Colorful ones and white ones. I don't feel like counting.
José
11) Do you know anyone name José? Why or why not? I don't think so.
12) Would you ever name one of your children José? Not likely.
13) What if you already had 17 children and were running out of names?Then might you consider it? Sure.
Gender
15) Are you a man? No.
16) If you answered no, why not? Cause I have a vagina and breasts.
17) If you answered yes, are you lying?
18) How many pairs of socks do you have?(toe socks do not count) I already answered this.
Abraham Lincoln
19) Do you think he looked better with or without the hat? With.
20) If you had run against Abe for the presidency, would you also have worn a hat during election season, just to keep up appearances? Probably not. I'm not too much of a hat person.
21) Do you think Abe hid snacks in his hat for when he got hungry on the job? Sure. Maybe juje fruits. Did they have those then?
Chocolate
22) Why can't dogs eat chocolate? They barf all over... case in point: April ate a whole dozen of those chocolate covered marshmallow eggs two years ago. She barfed all over the house while it was up for sale so we had to buy a decorative vase to cover one of the spots that did not come up.
23) Do you think Hilary Duff would ever record an album entitled "Chocolate Heifer"? No... maybe if she got fat.
24) Would you ever buy socks made out of chocolate? No... they would melt.
25) Do you think socks made out of chocolate would be impractical? Yes... I already said they would melt.
26) How many pairs of socks do you own? (If you own any pairs of chocolate socks, please exclude them from your grand total) Stop it!!
Likes/Dislikes
27) Do you like country music? NO!
28) How do you feel about Hilary Duff? I liked her in Lizzie McGuire. Not now.
29) Should she run for president in 2050? NO!
30) Do you think Hilary Duff would have beaten Abraham Lincoln if they had run against each other? No way.
31) Do you have a frying pan I could borrow? Yes.
The French
32) Have you ever had a quiet lunch with a cartoon character at a chateau in France? No.
33) How do you feel about France? I'd like to go there. I haven't heard good things about it though.
34) Do you think they should even allow cartoon characters in France? Sure.
35) Did you know there is a character named Frenchie in the delightful musical "Grease"? Yes.
36) Do you think the phrase "french kiss" sounds gross? No.
37) How many pairs or socks do you own? (if you have ever set foot in France with a pair of your socks on, please exclude those particular socks from your grand total) Seriously. No more sock questions.
Serious Information
38) Do you kiss more than 50 people in an average week? Hahaha. Then I'd really have the mumps.
39) Does your boyfriend/girlfriend have a sister named Alexis? No.
40) Why do ducks float? They swim I believe.
41) What is your father's maiden name? Karp. I don't think it's called a maiden name.
42) How many pairs of socks do you own? (if you have ever worn socks while scuba diving, please add 25 socks to your grand total). No comment.
43) Do you even wear socks? Yes.
44) Have you ever been given the nickname "barefoot betty"? No. I wear socks.