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[augh_plywood]

Well, companies are well known for having rather ...unique takes on merchandise and licensing. It can vary from the mundane and ordinary (t-shirts, soundtracks, office supplies) to the bizarre and lurid (body pillows, mousepads with fake bosoms attached, figurines with questionable modesty and even more questionable fashion sense

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[thrillofchase]

[augh_plywood]

Yes?

Don't mind him, he just REALLY doesn't want to turn gay.

[thrillofchase]

You... you ARE a man, right?

[augh_plywood]

[thrillofchase]

It's an impressive likeness.

[augh_plywood]

...yes, I am a man. As I mentioned above, I - and the entire cast of characters - are played by an all female musical theater group.

/insert sigh of relief that can be heard in mexico here.

[thrillofchase]

Just... making sure. One can never be too careful.

[augh_plywood]

Too careful about what, if I may ask?

[thrillofchase]

Let's just say I've been fooled before.