The Movement of the Earth -- Chapter 10

[audreyii_fic]

Title: The Movement of the Earth
Author: audreyii_fic
Fandom: Twilight (Team Jacob)
Rating: T
Characters: Bella, Jacob, Charlie, and others (J/B)
Genre: Romance/Angst/Wolfpack!Humor
Warnings: Language, violence, and references to adult behavior

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[lita_cena425]

Jared. You weren't nice. You yelled at Bella. You will be killed off immediately. *Sighs* No, kidding. If this was truly Meyer's world, you would have bowed and kissed Bella's feet while Edward moped in the background while creepily searching his mind for any impure thought. But aaw, Jared and Bella moments. I'm starting to like moments like that.

"No," Emily said sharply. I noticed she was tracing her pinky around the edge of her cup, the one with the missing end. "I would never have done anything. Even if their relationship had ended, Sam was completely off limits. I knew that." She swallowed. "But then... Leah started calling me. She said Sam had changed, that he was disappearing all the time, that he had this temper all of the sudden and wouldn't talk to her about what was wrong, that nothing she did seemed to help. She would yell about it, and sometimes she would cry...

"So I agreed to come visit. Take her out for some girl time, listen to her in person. And I was going to sit down with Sam too and demand he start treating her right." Emily reached across the table to grasp my hand, and her voice was desperate as she pleaded, "I was, Bella, I had no intention of anything else. You have to believe me. No one else does. No one knows what it's like except for you."
Meyer never explored this. It was just insta-love. No 'regrets' because it was what was NATURAL and SUPPOSE to happen. Fuck her. Fuck her writing. Fuck her lack of writing a damn proper follow-through secondary storyline that doesn't include EB glazing into each other's eyes after they have discussed her not being a vamp for the thousandth time.

"I slammed the door in his face, Bella." She raised her eyebrows at me. "What else could I have done? I had no idea what to say. I left him on the porch and I called Leah." Emily looked sadder at this than she had at any point so far. "She started screaming at me. She thought that I'd been going behind her back, that all those times Sam had disappeared he'd been coming to me, that that was why I'd stopped coming to visit... I don't blame her at all. It was the only explanation that made sense." She looked away. "Of course, when word got out... everyone thought the same thing.
*Sighs* You know this is so unbelievably canon with a twist of Audrey. I approve. *Nods heads and whispers* Not that my approval is worth much but it might be one day. LOL

Emily paused for a long moment, then said, "I think Sam's got it backwards. It's not about them being what we need, it's the other way around. The imprint makes sure they don't miss the person that can balance them the most." She shrugged. "The Council's got a point, after all: there has to be some kind of benefit to imprinting, or it wouldn't exist. We make them the best wolves they can be."
*snorts* Is this where I sign up and you are my drill sergeant, Ems? No, I kid. I kid.

I was broken and messy and painfully human in this world of demigods.
That's why basing it off Em's idea, you would be the 'perfect' imprint for him Bella. You are painfully human. Right down to your constant clumsiness and pitiful human emotions.

How could this fucking woman sketch out the beginnings of fucking interesting characters and then just fucking toss them aside like fucking garbage to fucking focus on a bunch of boring as shit motherfucking sparklepires?
Because those sparklepires are the best things that ever happened. All of this is according to Meyer. The woman who thinks suicide is love. The woman who thinks vampires can now impregnate humans through the form of good ol' fashion fucking. THAT'S how THAT happens.

YOU ARE EVIL. YOU CAN'T END IT THERE. I MEAN, I HAVE TO WAIT PESKY DAYS UNTIL THE NEXT UPDATE. I'LL SIT IN MY DAMN CORNER AND POUT UNTIL IT COMES.

[willow2883]

Haha Sher, love your way with words!
The woman who thinks suicide is love. In a nutshell.
...through the form of good ol' fashion fucking. THAT'S how THAT happens. #win

[sleepy_sheep683]

"No 'regrets' because it was what was NATURAL and SUPPOSE to happen. Fuck her. Fuck her writing. Fuck her lack of writing a damn proper follow-through secondary storyline that doesn't include EB glazing into each other's eyes after they have discussed her not being a vamp for the thousandth time. "

Sometimes, after being confronted for the umpteenth time with her, 'oh, it was meant to be- Bella deserved her happy ending!' I realise Meyer is an embarrassingly childish writer.

[audreyii_fic]

Jared. You weren't nice. You yelled at Bella. You will be killed off immediately.

LOL. Only writing in Meyer-voice... not Meyer herself ;) Thank God for that. Sometimes that means Bella has to take a smackdown or two...

Fuck her. Fuck her writing. Fuck her lack of writing a damn proper follow-through secondary storyline that doesn't include EB glazing into each other's eyes after they have discussed her not being a vamp for the thousandth time.

This.

*Sighs* You know this is so unbelievably canon with a twist of Audrey. I approve.

Is that like a drink? That sounds like a drink. (And your approval is worth quite a lot, darlin'!)

*snorts* Is this where I sign up and you are my drill sergeant, Ems? No, I kid. I kid.

LOL. Probably better food with her than in boot camp.

Because those sparklepires are the best things that ever happened. All of this is according to Meyer. The woman who thinks suicide is love. The woman who thinks vampires can now impregnate humans through the form of good ol' fashion fucking. THAT'S how THAT happens.

This too.

And yes, yes I am evil. Ah, cliffhangers... be glad I'm a regular updater ;)