An Introduction to Chemistry for Biology Students: 9th Edition

[audreyii_fic]

Title: An Introduction to Chemistry for Biology Students: 9th Edition
Author: audreyii_fic
Fandom: Twilight
Rating: M
Characters: Seth, Kim, Jared
Genre: Humor/PWP
Warnings: Explicit sex.

Summary:
Seth has a thing for Kim, and Jared doesn't mind. Unapologetic crack!smut.

Comments

[likexaxdove]

Yay! You did it! You wrote smut!

Loved this. Seth is so precious.

Would like to point out that wearing two condoms or "double bagging" is less safe and effective then just wearing one condom. The added friction between two condoms during sex makes them much more likely to rip or tear.

[audreyii_fic]

Glad you liked :D And yes! Smut! FINALLY IT ONLY TOOK ELEVEN MONTHS!

The double-bagging wasn't for protection; Kim's on the pill and I'm sticking with Mera's headcanon that wolves can't get STDs, thanks to the healing properties. It was just to dull the sensation so Seth would last longer.

[likexaxdove]

I get that, but I know you have younger readers and I wouldn't want any of them to get the impression that two condoms are better than one. I don't know, if I were you I'd just stick that tidbit into your author's note.

[audreyii_fic]

The story's about cuckolding and partner-swaps. This isn't one where I'm losing sleep over life lessons for the under-18s sneaking their way in ;)

[likexaxdove]

Still...safe sex is important, even in fic. :-/

[audreyii_fic]

Eh. Condoms have lots more uses than just for safe sex -- and there's a line in there that says it's for stamina -- but if anyone gets knocked up because they replicated *this* smut fic of mine (as opposed to the others), I'll take the wrap.

[likexaxdove]

Condoms have lots more uses than just for safe sex.

I had admittedly forgotten that they also make excellent sprinkle holders.

[audreyii_fic]

Renesmee!

[amaggiepie]

My sentiments exactly. LOL!