Off-Hand

[audreyii_fic]

Title: Off-Hand
Author: audreyii_fic
Fandom: Twilight (Team Jacob)
Rating: M
Characters: Jacob/Bella
Genre: Romance/Humor
Warnings: Explicit sex.

Summary:
Bella speaks without thinking, and the results lead to an interesting afternoon. Pre-FURSPLODE!sion. Prompted by Rifftrax. Total crack!smut fluff.

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Comments

[audreyii_fic]

LOL. Thanks. Actually the quickest and easiest explicit full virgin!sex I've ever written. They were agreeable this time!

[audreyii_fic]

Well, Jake is :) Bella had to go pretty OOC here to be normal, but... well, it's not *entirely* outside the realm of possibility.

[naranwien]

I just died and went to heaven. I should know, because shit must've really sucked before I read this as I'm now (aftermath of idiot-grin all throughout the story) grinning hugely.

I totally love love love pre-wolf!Jake. Like. I can't even think of what to say. I'd go back and quote my favorite moments, but I'd end up quoting the whole goddamn thing, so, yeah: ALL awesomeness. <3

I sign and second the previous reviewer's comment: /fangirl

[audreyii_fic]

LOL, thanks :) Pre-wolf!Jake is one of my favorites; I can't believe I never wrote smut with him before. Serious, horrifying oversight on my part. He's just so adorable. *snorgles*

[willow2883]

Oh god, I'm so happy! You did it! And it was soooo good! I giggled like a moron through the whole thing.
*moment of reverent silence*
That was so perfect. So perfect. And Jacob - and the long hair - and the turning around to go back to the garage - and the 'this is the coolest thing I've ever done' - and the kiss - and the, the ALL of it! This is going straight to my favorites. You must listen to Rifftrax more often. And I am definitely going to youtube to download after dinner! <3

[audreyii_fic]

Glad you liked :) And I don't think it's *possible* for me to listen to Rifftrax more often. I've practically got them memorized.

(And yes, long hair. This is why I'm surprised I never wrote pre-wolf!Jake sex before.)

[lulu_honey]

Aww, that was so cute. You've never written pre-fursploded sex before and I think that it's a terrible shame :( I demand more in future. Please.

I laughed as soon as I saw the lj-cut quote. RiffTrax is quite possibly one of my favorite things in the entire fandom.

[audreyii_fic]

If I come up with any, I surely will. I honestly have no idea why it hasn't happened before now. Maybe there's a prompt series in there somewhere. I'll have to contemplate.

Rifftrax is epic beyond epic beyond epic. And that quote just sort of... inspired.

[azure_rhymes]

ahhhhh what an excellent thing to come home to! @u@

[audreyii_fic]

LOL. Glad you liked :)