when i croak

[audrey_rugburn]

my funeral is going to be the fucking bomb. it's going to be in that funeral home in oxnard where rival gangs shoot up the funerals of dudes they've already shot. it'll be really late at night and dimly lit. the services will be held by a man who holds a very close resemblance in looks and voice to morgan freeman, but he'll only have one eye. the

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[hihi_superflat]

Oh my fuck. I could see Rize in my mind as I read this, thinking David Lachapelle and Christina Aguilera should be in the audience. Then you got to the heart of the matter...krumping!! The other day, my friends and I divided up on who of us is a krump, who is a clown. We're all krump.

[hihi_superflat]

That's how everyone will dress.

[audrey_rugburn]

and it's true, dude. we're all krump.

[hihi_superflat]

We respect everything that Tommy did for us -- like when moms was in-between a crack house and jail -- but we can't be labeled with old moves. If you don't dance for two days, you'll come back and say "what dis?" That's why we're krump.

[audrey_rugburn]

tommy really, really, really freaks me out. the krump guys are....insanely hot.