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Look at the gem i found from freshman year.
the "rebellious" remix of the Miss America Pageant
starring Lil' Kim, Dre, Law-ra, and il fuego
"Allow me to interrupt that instrumental pause
all you law-abiding citizens can hold your applause
i don't need friends i'm like the wizard of Oz
i'm the kid who didn't sit in the lap of Santa Claus
rebellious, aggravating without a cause
served time in time out when i broke your mama's vase WHA
Dre:
Yo I’m Miss Alabama, and I’ll tell you what’s up
I like me some world peace and I wear a D cup
Way I flutter my lashes and shimmy my hips
Boy, you better bring a crown if you wanna get with this
I’ll wave and parade and I’ll one-two step
Put your “likes” to shame with my valley girl rep
Brunette and bodacious, my smile’s contagious
So check me out, cuz I’m one for the ages
Il Fuego:
Representing Alaska, I’m the frosty ice queen
Don't think that I'm cold tho I'm a sexy string bean
With teeth that glow like the orbit gum commercials
I be flashin’ pearly whites at you: they like sea shells
Wearing polar bear warm fuzzies, northerners don’t mess around
Don’t pretend you know me, I’m from the one and only town.
Law-ra:
I’m Miss Kentucky living in the blue grass
Batting my eyes I'm a Southern belle-lass,
My family's back home eating greasy fried chicken,
Ya'all know Colonel Sanders says that shit is fingerlickin'
But I don’t cur,
My home ain’t thur,
It’s struttin’ on this stage with a bow in my hur!!
Lil' Kim:
I give you three guesses bout who I am,
I live in the state with the motheruckin' Hoover dam,
I ski at (VAIL), It snows like (HAIL),
And if you're in my airport you're gonna know it (WELL)
I might be a fan of the denver mcnuggets,
and if you don't know by now then might as well (awkward stare) it!
RUN IT BACK
the "rebellious" remix of the Miss America Pageant
starring Lil' Kim, Dre, Law-ra, and il fuego
"Allow me to interrupt that instrumental pause
all you law-abiding citizens can hold your applause
i don't need friends i'm like the wizard of Oz
i'm the kid who didn't sit in the lap of Santa Claus
rebellious, aggravating without a cause
served time in time out when i broke your mama's vase WHA
Dre:
Yo I’m Miss Alabama, and I’ll tell you what’s up
I like me some world peace and I wear a D cup
Way I flutter my lashes and shimmy my hips
Boy, you better bring a crown if you wanna get with this
I’ll wave and parade and I’ll one-two step
Put your “likes” to shame with my valley girl rep
Brunette and bodacious, my smile’s contagious
So check me out, cuz I’m one for the ages
Il Fuego:
Representing Alaska, I’m the frosty ice queen
Don't think that I'm cold tho I'm a sexy string bean
With teeth that glow like the orbit gum commercials
I be flashin’ pearly whites at you: they like sea shells
Wearing polar bear warm fuzzies, northerners don’t mess around
Don’t pretend you know me, I’m from the one and only town.
Law-ra:
I’m Miss Kentucky living in the blue grass
Batting my eyes I'm a Southern belle-lass,
My family's back home eating greasy fried chicken,
Ya'all know Colonel Sanders says that shit is fingerlickin'
But I don’t cur,
My home ain’t thur,
It’s struttin’ on this stage with a bow in my hur!!
Lil' Kim:
I give you three guesses bout who I am,
I live in the state with the motheruckin' Hoover dam,
I ski at (VAIL), It snows like (HAIL),
And if you're in my airport you're gonna know it (WELL)
I might be a fan of the denver mcnuggets,
and if you don't know by now then might as well (awkward stare) it!
RUN IT BACK