I guess work is boring for everyone...
Well... at least today had a few highlights... I saw a guy get arrested in the bathroom (but seriously... wtf is it with these bathrooms... wierd shit all the fucking time). I didn't actually see the guy though, cause they quarentined the area off, but I thought it was funny... I kept thinking... "It’s Schadenfreude! Making me feel glad that I’m not you!" Me and some co-workers stayed on that floor pretending to do work just to see if we could catch a glimps of the guy, but then our boss came just as they were about to get outta the bathroom and ruined everything. ><
After that I saw an old couple... it was cool. The elderly man kept asking me if I knew where this owl statue was (cause our library has these lame little "art" pieces hidden all around the library. So I helped him find the thing, and then he turned to me and said "Yeah, these things are so hidden, and I gotta scout these things out cause my wife, she can't walk all that well." Which put a smile on my face... old people are so nice to eachother... it's cool.
The rest of the day was pretty fucking boring... but it's ok... it gave me time to ponder the really important questions in life... like... "If everyone in the world had sex at the exact same time, would it be enough to raise the temperature of the entire earth by 5 degrees?"
After that I saw an old couple... it was cool. The elderly man kept asking me if I knew where this owl statue was (cause our library has these lame little "art" pieces hidden all around the library. So I helped him find the thing, and then he turned to me and said "Yeah, these things are so hidden, and I gotta scout these things out cause my wife, she can't walk all that well." Which put a smile on my face... old people are so nice to eachother... it's cool.
The rest of the day was pretty fucking boring... but it's ok... it gave me time to ponder the really important questions in life... like... "If everyone in the world had sex at the exact same time, would it be enough to raise the temperature of the entire earth by 5 degrees?"