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[audiophilepiano]

Achtung, New York City!Did that get your attention? Yes? Good. My name is Klavier Gavin, and I’m a little confused

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[proofsburden]

I'm not really sure anything we say will make it less weird.

[audiophilepiano]

Like I said, anything's worth a shot.

But would you care to explain it to me anyway, Herr Wright?

[proofsburden]

... Do I know you?

[audiophilepiano]

...Of course. I find it hard to believe you wouldn't remember me.

[downtownmia]

You've pretty much summed up the whole situation for yourself.

[audiophilepiano]

Have I, now?

[downtownmia]

I'm afraid there's not much else anyone can tell you.

[audiophilepiano]

Surely there must be something, ja? Such as...you know. How to leave. Or something like that.

[dark_adonis_plz]

My, my, what a rush of newcomers we've had lately! I'm afraid I cannot give you too many whys or hows, only general knowledge, good sir.

[audiophilepiano]

General knowledge is perfectly fine. We can work on the specifics from there, ja?

[dark_adonis_plz]

That sounds perfectly fine. Now, what would you like to know?

[audiophilepiano]

Well, since I already know the "where", how about we start with the "what"? And by "what" I mean "what happened".

[silencedheaven]

Aaaa,... another new arrival...? So many lately.
Did you need, help or anything, sir?

[audiophilepiano]

So I've heard.

I've been told about the "monster" and it's been implied that I can't leave, but if you have anything to add, feel free, Fräulein.

[silencedheaven]

Fräulein...?

Um, the monster seems to spawn smaller versions of itself. Please try not to get bit by one! Bad things will happen to you... Other than that... I, I really don't think there is anything left to say other than...

Welcome to Manhattan, sir.

[audiophilepiano]

Ah, sorry. It means "miss".

You don't need to tell me twice; I'll try to be sure not to get bitten by these...things.

[axinfinity]

Was ist das?

I've been here for like a week and I'm still just as confused as you are.

[audiophilepiano]

Ah, now, that's no good. No one's explained anything to you? Or did they, and that just made it worse?

[axinfinity]

Well, I've picked up on a few things here and there. Just kind of still wrapping my head around it all. Not every day you find out you've been yanked five centuries into the past, you know.

[audiophilepiano]

Admittedly, I'm still processing as well.

..."Five centuries into the past"?