Slants and Plants

Jun 02, 2004 16:18

I must be a survey-fool...but this one did look interesting. Don't bother with this if you don't have the time, but if you do...there's no excuse. Especially you, Susie! =D ( Read more... )

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shane626 June 3 2004, 07:03:59 UTC
What Would You do if...
I cried:tell you buck up and put someone in the shit-lock
I asked you to help:sure, depending oncircumstances
I died from natural causes: can i have your stereo?
I said I liked you: i kick you in the stones and run away
I kissed you: " "
I started smoking: hey, i used to smoke
I stole something: there are places where you can get condoms for FREE
I was hospitalized: circumcision is a one time thing my friend
I ran away from home:go hide under susies bed
I got in a fight and you were there:id jump in and bitch slap somebody
I got dumped: id try to console you, but i set you up with her, so i don't know
I pissed you off: I'd kill youre cat with a pea shooter
I did something that you could never forgive me for: i'd go to susie and tell her i feel her pain

What Do You Think Of My...
Personality: pretty f*ing eccentric
Eyes: n/a
Face:n/a
Hair: mine is longer,is yours cut yet?
Clothes:good sense of style
Voice:i dunno
Humor: you sarcasm is only bounded by, ummm nothing!!!!
Choice of music: im just way to tired, is this it? is this it? is this.......it
Mannerisms:good when you want them to be. (bad)
Family:never met them
Body:definately n/a (mines better)
Friends:im pretty cool, so the cake is GOOD
Decisions:so far, so good

Would You...
Be my friend:i am
Tell me the truth no matter what: maybe he he he
Lie to make me feel better:yes, definately....i already have!
Spread rumors about me:RUMORS ARE GAY
Keep a secret if I told you one: i have done that more times than i can count
Loan me some cash:i have 17 dollars to my name
Hold my hand:is it was cut off by shrapnel in a war and you REALLY still wanted it, i guess so
Take a bullet for me: as long as i dont get hit in the as
Keep in touch: no
Try and solve my problems: solve your own damn problems you lazy ass
Love me:no
Have Sex with me:no
Ditch me:after the last 2 questions, yes
Use me:no
Date me:no
Rape me:no
Beat me up: yes

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