oh my god you guys i wrote 'Glee' fic!

[auchic]

THIS IS ALL BECCA'S FAULT. BECAUSE SHE WRITES SO MUCH GODDAMNED AWESOME FIC AND I MUST THANK HER BY POSTING MY PATHETIC ATTEMPT.

ALSO IT'S UNBETA'ED. FEEL FREE TO POINT OUT ANY AND ALL MISTAKES.

Hee.

Title: Puck's Happy Shower Time, And How It Was Fucking Awesome
Author: Auchic
Rating: Somewhere on that border between R and NC-17.
Pairing:

Comments

[becca_radcgg]

I LOVE YOU! SERIOUSLY!

OMG, you wrote me GLEEFIC!!!!!!

and work on some much needed hand-to-Puck senior (his cock is no fucking “junior”) time. At least he doesn’t waste the locker room singing like Hudson does (yeah, he’s heard it).

HEE! PUCK SENIOR! Hell's YAH! And oh my god, I can just imagine Puck listening to Finn singing.... in the shower, naked... in the shower.....

Wheewwww, had a moment there. ;)

Oh yeah, those. White cotton with little pink cherries on them (he was smart enough to appreciate the symbolism) and a little soft lace around the leg bands. Smelling like fabric softener and girl, even though they were clean, which he knew ‘cause he dug around her panty drawer until he found the perfect pair.

Tee hee hee! Clepto!puck is AWESOME! Seriously, how do you come up with this descriptive shit! You're amazing!

This wasn’t happening. All that blood leaving his head had made him pass out and this was a wicked hot hallucination because he really wasn’t standing in the locker room naked and hard with Rachel Berry

[auchic]

I can just imagine Puck listening to Finn singing.... in the shower, naked... in the shower.....

Wheewwww, had a moment there. ;)

Explore that moment please. With naughty details.

Awwww, stars. Cause it's Rachel Berry and they were gold.

Didn't even think of that, tbh. I'm a horrible Glee fan.

Yay, you liked it. :D

[becca_radcgg]

cause it's made of awesome sauce... with an awesome sauce chaser. :)

[badboy_fangirl]

DUDE.

I read it twice, and I'll read it some more, because holy hell.

*fans self*

*loves*

[nyafangirl]

Becca put me onto this, and OMFG, I cannot believe this is your first Glee fic. Absolutely fucking amazing. So, so hot, and IC, and just... *loves*

[auchic]

Thank you! I was worried about it being OOC (I don't really have a good Rachel voice) but I'm glad you liked it!

[cruiscin_lan]

So this one time B2 (that's Becca, see) she was all like "Hey, lady, this friend of mine just wrote like the goddamn hottest fic ever, it's Glee, and since you're like the hottest Glee fan I know I think you'll like it"* and I was like "sure dudette I shall check this shit out" and then I came over here and read the fuck out of this story, man. I read this story so hard, what with the panties and the scent being such a major kink in this, and the handjob and the shower and all that. Bow chicka bow wow.

*I may have taken some creative liberties with B2's phrasing.

[becca_radcgg]

Just a little bit. JUST A FUCKING LITTLE BIT! I was more like... the most awesomely cool person on the planet just wrote this awesomely amazing fic and you, B1, as another (fellow) awesomely amazing person should read it and comment on pain of DEATH!

;)

[auchic]

Stop threatening people to read my fic; you're making me feel inadequate.

:P

[auchic]

Hee hee.

Thank you! I'm glad you liked it, even though you only read under penalty of death (j/k).

[fuzzy_paint]

Um. WOW. There's this big, echo-y WOW banging around my head right now. Just. WOW.

When we find out that it's Rachel breaking into Puck's locker, I was squeeing b/c I thought "creepy stalker Rachel is back! But no, this was so much better, because yeah. Puck would totally steal her underwear. TOTALLY. And the specific pair of panties? With CHERRIES? GOLD!

And of course she'd be fascinated by his cock. Yes, she totally would. girl after my heart, really

HE DIDN'T WANT TO GET HIS COME ON HER SKIRT! That is seriously sweet and hot and OMFG.

DAMN. Fantastic!

[auchic]

Puck would totally steal her underwear. TOTALLY.

Of course he would; he's such a perv. And I had to make them the ones with cherries after seeing that pair in a store.

And of course she'd be fascinated by his cock. Yes, she totally would.

I was worried about that part, but I figured Rachel's just that type; she acts knowledgeable and prissy and yet she'd be fascinated with the sight of a real penis. Also 'cause it makes the story more sex-ay.

Thank you for your comments! Glad you liked it!

[katertots_78]

Um, yeah. Wow. That was amazeballs. Fo' shizzle!

[auchic]

Thank you! I'm happy you liked reading it.