Hottie #1
JESSICA SIMPSON
Best Attribute: Everything
Why I love her: She was a hot virgin until her wedding night, agh...
Why else I like her: She's a 'good' girl
Percentage of the male population that would do her: 98% (only dudes that wouldn't- extreme faggots)
Percentage of the female population that would do her: 85%
Why she'll drive YOU crazy: Men love her and women want to be her...
*Note to whoever's reading this: Move ur eyes away from the cleaveland*