Hottie of the whenever I wanna post one

Apr 16, 2005 20:02

Hottie #1

JESSICA SIMPSON



Best Attribute: Everything



Why I love her: She was a hot virgin until her wedding night, agh...



Why else I like her: She's a 'good' girl



Percentage of the male population that would do her: 98% (only dudes that wouldn't- extreme faggots)



Percentage of the female population that would do her: 85%



Why she'll drive YOU crazy: Men love her and women want to be her...

*Note to whoever's reading this: Move ur eyes away from the cleaveland*
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