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I've had a card that would get me into the Jive & Wail dueling piano bar without a cover charge for nearly a year. Tonight, Mike and I went. It was lot of fun, especially after we got a table. There were a BUNCH of bachelorette parties there tonight, and one by one, they brought the bachelorettes up onto the stage to pseudo-embarrass them. My favorite was the first one, the guy sang a song to the tune of "Rubber Ducky" from Sesame Street, but it was "Rubber Dickie." It talked about how she was going to have to find options besides her husband as her marriage went on. It was quite amusing.
When we finally got a table, we were right by the exit from behind the bar. Right in front of our table was a "major thoroughfare" for the bar and people kept setting their drinks on the edge of our table. One guy did it several times, and finally asked if we minded. This is how the conversation went:
guy in bar (Jake): Do you mind if I put my drink here?
Mike: Dude, I don't care, just don't rape me!
Me: So it's okay if he rapes me?
There was much laughter after all this. Later, Jake was back with a buddy who was offering pot cigarettes and was joking about using the edge of his table for his drink after the pot guy razzed him about it. He responded with, "I just want somewhere to put my drink, and maybe some rapin'!"
Those are my stories from tonight!
When we finally got a table, we were right by the exit from behind the bar. Right in front of our table was a "major thoroughfare" for the bar and people kept setting their drinks on the edge of our table. One guy did it several times, and finally asked if we minded. This is how the conversation went:
guy in bar (Jake): Do you mind if I put my drink here?
Mike: Dude, I don't care, just don't rape me!
Me: So it's okay if he rapes me?
There was much laughter after all this. Later, Jake was back with a buddy who was offering pot cigarettes and was joking about using the edge of his table for his drink after the pot guy razzed him about it. He responded with, "I just want somewhere to put my drink, and maybe some rapin'!"
Those are my stories from tonight!