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[auburnaries]

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last month on a flight to Vancouver, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In January I pushed airikakiria in the mud (-17 points). Last Wednesday I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In October I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last Thursday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, krankypants (-5000 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-5756 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
auburnaries