America's Next Top Martyr?

[aubschoosesjoy]

I'm seriously close to killing America's Next Top Model. At first, yes I'll admit, I liked to curl up with lots of junk food and watch Tyra go from white to black in like, 5 seconds.

Ex: "You have a great attitude and a wonderful body...but girl, you gotta work dat badonkadonk!!"

Yeah. But now, my mother has started watching that show. And, as the teenage rules go,
"If thy mother like-eth anything thou like-eth, it instantly becomes nerdy....eth."

Just kidding. But life would be much simpler if such rules existed.
The real problem is that now she always has to remark on how much better I could look if I just exercised.

Which is a horrible thing to say to a girl who has been calorie-counting all summer and wants to be on Varsity Soccer [again] in the spring.

I'm a size 3 for God's sake! And even though I'm still young, lots of my friends aren't....as....*sigh*...I don't know how to phrase this without sounding horrible. Um, they don't have...as high a metabolism as I have?

Anyways...the cold is wearing off, but now my voice is just shot. But still, I feel well enough to go to the mall with my cousin/likeasistertome.
She feels bad that I had to miss her boyfriend's show at The Donut Hole a few days ago, and so do I! I'm glad I didn't go though, cause during that night, I just went from bad to worse, and I don't wanna get her sick.

But she really is the sweetest person ever! And she's coming to live with us this week and I think next week...Yay!!
My cousin really was the person that inspired me to be creative and have fun with life. At first I thought she was ridiculously weird but now she's introduced me to the following things:

1. Skinny Jeans
2. [We used to like] Anime
3. Indie Music
4. Tattoos
5. Guitar
6. Being Open-minded [Which seems like something I should've already been, but if you knew my background, you'd know it would've been basically impossible with my family.]

  But yeah. Love her! Wouldn't be me without her.
Now if you'll excuse me, I got to go find a purse that I'll be willing to show in public!
Aubs♥

P.S. On here, when you write a super long post [say you include part of a story you're writing] I heard you can create a link to the full thing....how do you do that? If you can help, that'd be awesome!

P.P.S. Just heard the ice cream truck....Must....Resist.....

P.P.P.S. Song of the Day:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOE4CX3BNBM
[Feat. Chris Carrabba a.k.a. My latest obsession :]]