i <3 civilization
why upstate new york sucks my anus:
1) they don't know what reggaeton is
2) a motel with cable television and/or heat is considered to be "upper-end"
3) everyone is white
4) husbands and wives share clothing ex: flannel shirt and overalls (or at least it looks like they do)
5) teenagers hang out in front of the "bait n tackle" shop on their saturday nights...whilst wearing flannel shirts
6) misquitoes
7)it snowed in LATE APRIL
8) i didn't get to have a party
9) the laundromat doubles as a donut shop (actually that's pretty cool)
10) the major source of entertainment is a shop called "videos and cheap tanning"
11) all 3 meals that we went out to eat in, we were the only people in the restaurant
12) at least every other car that passes you on the non-paved dirt road is a pick-up truck
13) a "high-price" meal costs about $9.95
14) the soup of the day at the restaurant was "chedder hamburger"
15) they smoked their chocolate for dessert
16) fellow adolescents think i'm rich because i have a cell phone and wear clothing that fits
16) I HATE HICKS I HATE HICKS I HATE HICKS I HATE HICKS
its good to be home :-)
1) they don't know what reggaeton is
2) a motel with cable television and/or heat is considered to be "upper-end"
3) everyone is white
4) husbands and wives share clothing ex: flannel shirt and overalls (or at least it looks like they do)
5) teenagers hang out in front of the "bait n tackle" shop on their saturday nights...whilst wearing flannel shirts
6) misquitoes
7)it snowed in LATE APRIL
8) i didn't get to have a party
9) the laundromat doubles as a donut shop (actually that's pretty cool)
10) the major source of entertainment is a shop called "videos and cheap tanning"
11) all 3 meals that we went out to eat in, we were the only people in the restaurant
12) at least every other car that passes you on the non-paved dirt road is a pick-up truck
13) a "high-price" meal costs about $9.95
14) the soup of the day at the restaurant was "chedder hamburger"
15) they smoked their chocolate for dessert
16) fellow adolescents think i'm rich because i have a cell phone and wear clothing that fits
16) I HATE HICKS I HATE HICKS I HATE HICKS I HATE HICKS
its good to be home :-)