FUCK: why is it only monday?!
can we just talk about how it was 55degrees out today?! oh my GOD...such great weather. i actually got off my lazy ass and walked my dog all the way too devries where i proceeded to ruin my shoes/pants by treading through the marshes down there..aka the baseball fields.
can we also talk about math class today...i mean COME ON! ms walker is completely off her rocker. lets review:
melanie: OMG i have a funny story for you guys before we start (sidenote: we never actually "started") ::proceeds to close door::...Ok so on saturday night i was going through my jewerly drawer looking for something to you know, wear when i like go out that night, when my son said "Mommy, i have to tell you something."...he then told me that he had taken one of my engagement rings and given it to his girlfriend for valentines day!
neil: wait, one of your rings?
melanie: yea my babys' daddy proposed 3 times, and i said no, but i kept the rings. but now we're separated. and i cant coach softball cuz then he'll bring me to court for being a "bad parent." (whAt?!)--those poor mulatto children..
....a little later...
melanie: and then this one time my son told me that during class they had watched a movie (hes 7 by the way) and his girlfriend started touching his penis, and i asked him, "well what did you do?" and he said "nothing, it felt good". so i was like "oh thats ok then", i mean as long as he wasnt touching her.
that was just a quick recap of the INSANITY that goes on in that class. and then fernanda said at some point "I'm dropping saliva onto my paper." and it was pretty much the funniest thing EVER...besides when we reminisced about mr frankfort and joe took out a plastic gun and shot people...yeah. OH yea and that time neil and tom were changing the time on the clock with a meter stick....GOOD FUCKING TIMES.
also, i was looking at some pictures from over the summer, and i got super nostalgic. like i REALLY miss summer a lot, and i cant wait for school to be over...and i wanna work at the camp again, and i want my parents to go away again for weeks at a time so that i can party on the ROOF. yes, there shall be MAD parties chez sarah this summer :-)