Thanks to
biancasucia I did this. Mostly because I'm in a horrible mood. I don't have that many people on my friends list though. God I hate people.
Instructions:
Write 5 statements (I added more cause it was fun)
Intended to different people.
Never tell which one is to who.
1. You are absolutely fucking amazing. I can't believe I ever disliked you. I'm super glad that you finally got an LJ since it made us start talking. Hopefully we can chat on AIM or see each other in person some day. And you're fucking BEAUTIFUL!
2. I'm not really sure who you are or how you found my journal but I like you. The more I read your entries, the more I learn how alike we are. I hope you keep writing and I hope some day I figure out how we know each other.
3. You're a beautiful girl, but extremely conceited. Too obsessed with your online life and not out living your real life. I hope some day you get over yourself and quit mooching off of your parents.
4. I don't believe you are who you say you are. Perhaps we will find out someday if I am wrong.
5. You're great. You've seen my boobs several times and always kept it to yourself. I do get the feeling that you think you're way too good for me or that I'm not attractive enough for you. I also wish that some day you'd take a straight on picture of your face and stop with the side photos.
6. I think you're crazy.
7. You're a frat guy. Gotta love that. Don't know how we found each other either, but you're pretty fucking hot. Wish we talked more often. Or fucked, whichever works for me.
8. I used to despise you because I thought that you thought you were smarter than everyone. If that makes sense. After months of reading your journal and getting to know you through FTJ I think you're fucking fabulous. I now see that your intelligence is real and not just an internet facade. You're also fucking beautiful and I wish you the best of luck in everything.
9. You disappeared to get married. I honestly always wondered if you two actually knew each other in person or if you just ran off and met her off the net and got married. Guess I'll never know.
10. You lived online for a long, long, long time. I was shocked at your deletion off of FTJ - but I'm glad, for your sake, that you haven't come back. It's a difficult thing to do. I also think that you've thought for a long time that you're above me. I guess we don't or never have talked enough for me to really know.
11. Another frat guy. I wonder about you sometimes. I truly think you're a jackass, but I kind of like that.
12. You're fucking insane and I question your sanity at times. Then I realize that you drink as often as I do and I giggle. You make the craziest entries ever. I laugh every time I read a new one.
13. The richest person on my friend's list. I think. You lead a happy life on the outside, but aren't always so happy on the inside. Probably the most successful of anyone on my list as well. I appreciate your honesty at all times and hope that you are as happy as you appear to be.
14. If #13 isn't the richest, you are. You're suave, intelligent and attractive. Probably have banged more chicks than I will ever know.
I'm too tired to do everyone.
But that did make me feel better.