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Last night I had a dream that I was hanging out with this guy who offered to let me snuggle with him in his bed, with or without sex. Since in real life I've gone without any snuggling in almost 3 weeks, I was quick to jump on the dream snuggle-sex train. So this Dream Guy and I hung out but when we got into bed, he said my breath was too awful and he made up a bed for me on the couch. After that, no matter how many times I brushed my teeth in my dream, Dream Guy wouldn't give me the time of day.
Moral of the story: brush you teeth 2x a day. Don't drink beer before, during or after dreaming.
Moral of the story: brush you teeth 2x a day. Don't drink beer before, during or after dreaming.