I found some old conversations from when I was 14 and many lolz with them...

Apr 24, 2007 09:09

EpsilonArmati: hehheh
EpsilonArmati: The Chronic Masturbator's Guide To: Mountain Biking
EpsilonArmati: that's the next article i'm writing
EpsilonArmati: actualy i'm writing that now
kinG doOdy heaD: don't you hate riding with a boner?
kinG doOdy heaD: it never
kinG doOdy heaD: goes
kinG doOdy heaD: away
kinG doOdy heaD: because you keep rubbing it with your leg
EpsilonArmati: dude
EpsilonArmati: how the fuck do you get a BONER
EpsilonArmati: while riding?
EpsilonArmati: i mean
EpsilonArmati: seriously
EpsilonArmati: you're putting all that effort and the blood is going into your legs
EpsilonArmati: not your fucking dick
kinG doOdy heaD: um...because I'm a love machine?
EpsilonArmati: jesus
kinG doOdy heaD: and I'm usually doing anything but riding my bike when I'm riding my bike
EpsilonArmati: you get boners?
kinG doOdy heaD: yes
kinG doOdy heaD: but only if I pass by old people or little kids
kinG doOdy heaD: or road kill
kinG doOdy heaD: but then I don't waste the boner
EpsilonArmati: uh.
EpsilonArmati: fuck
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EpsilonArmati: JESUS dude
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