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May 23, 2009 21:30



In this tutorial, I shall teach you how not to build a fortress in Second Life, more specifically, Fort Trilby The Bastion of all that is Chzo-y in Second Life. Okay I'm just satirizing my oebuilding style

The essentials.
1: All Fort Trilbies must be crappily built, with little regard to seams in the prims
2: All Fort Trilbies must have a brick exterior, and cheesy wallpapered interior.
3: The roof must be accessible from the inside to facilitate rooftop amenities
4: Acceptable shapes for Fort Trilbies compose of the general shape of any Tetris Block. No round shapes allowed.
5: All Fort Trilbies must be clearly marked with a simplified fedora and the words "Fort Trilby" near the entrance
6: Any Fort Trilby must be two floors or more, not including the roof.

Exterior options.
1: In addtion to the "Fort Trilby" identification sign, other exterior wall decorations can include Graffiti, wall mounted blood fountains, Blood splatters, and the heads of your enemies (For Target Practice)
2: Roof Amenities include but are not limited to: Sniper Towers, Hot Tubs, summoning circles, and glorified Flagpoles.
3: Acceptable flags include a simplified black fedora on white background, the Gurren Brigade Symbol, or a pair of underpants.
4: Flags must be perpendicular to the fort or at a slight angle to it.

Interior obligations options

1: Posters are a nessicity, all are fine as long as there is one Chzo Mythos related poster per floor
2: Science Tables, Cult books, blood stains, and small plush burglars are acceptable decorations and in fact, reccomended by  the Fort Trilby Builder's Institute
3:Blood stains and drags are a stylish addition to any Fort Trilby an can be applied to walls, floors, and ceilings

4: Metal ramps are an effective way to traverse the 2 various floors of Fort Trilby
5: Entrances can be made as needed to various addons.

Addons

Currently the only real tested addon for Fort Trilby is the handy "Van Garage" for parking vans of all types to keep them out of harms way. The Portal room is currently in testing, however no subjects have returned from their destination of the Ethereal Realm

And that is how you build Fort Trilby

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