what the fuck
Why in the world am I still floating around at this hour?!
I have to go work at a swim meet tommorow!
I SHOULD BE SLEEPING
oh well.. Three days grace and roaming around westwood village with Caitlin, Jackie, Amber, Becka, and Monika is keeping me up. Rad I tell you, this night was amazingly rad. And dammit.. why had I never thought of hanging in westwood? College boys are the only age group I can stand intellectually. Otherwise, every other word seems to be "penis", "sex", "boner" etc..
Truly, if I wanted to sleep with you: 1) I would be shy, and NOT kicking your shins when you made a lewd comment in my direction 2) you would have to be ATLEAST a year older than me. 2) you wouldn't be some lame replica of everysinglefucking teenage trend I see every day, and 4) well basically.. ya'll aren't getting in my pants ANY time soon.
Honestly.. I really cannot stand seeing all these people drift into thrift stores and complain about prices and cheap quality clothing when you have an Urban Outfitters back with some new trendy buy in your hand.
really, are you serious?
Oh well, I'm venting once again.. and I've gotten so off topic.
So, the solution?
..sleep.
OH! enjoy:
HELL EXPLAINED BY A CHEMISTRY STUDENT
The following is an actual question given on a University of
Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was
so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via
the Internet, which is, of course, is why we now have the
pleasure of enjoying it as well. Bonus Question: Is Hell
exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most
of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law
(gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or
some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time.
So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell
and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely
assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore,
no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different
religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions
state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to
Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since
people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project
that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are,
we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase
exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because
Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and
pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to
expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which
souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will
increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls
in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell
freezes over. So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to
me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "It will be a cold day
in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact
that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true,
and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen
over.
The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it
follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore,
extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of
a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept
shouting "Oh my God."
I have to go work at a swim meet tommorow!
I SHOULD BE SLEEPING
oh well.. Three days grace and roaming around westwood village with Caitlin, Jackie, Amber, Becka, and Monika is keeping me up. Rad I tell you, this night was amazingly rad. And dammit.. why had I never thought of hanging in westwood? College boys are the only age group I can stand intellectually. Otherwise, every other word seems to be "penis", "sex", "boner" etc..
Truly, if I wanted to sleep with you: 1) I would be shy, and NOT kicking your shins when you made a lewd comment in my direction 2) you would have to be ATLEAST a year older than me. 2) you wouldn't be some lame replica of everysinglefucking teenage trend I see every day, and 4) well basically.. ya'll aren't getting in my pants ANY time soon.
Honestly.. I really cannot stand seeing all these people drift into thrift stores and complain about prices and cheap quality clothing when you have an Urban Outfitters back with some new trendy buy in your hand.
really, are you serious?
Oh well, I'm venting once again.. and I've gotten so off topic.
So, the solution?
..sleep.
OH! enjoy:
HELL EXPLAINED BY A CHEMISTRY STUDENT
The following is an actual question given on a University of
Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was
so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via
the Internet, which is, of course, is why we now have the
pleasure of enjoying it as well. Bonus Question: Is Hell
exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most
of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law
(gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or
some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time.
So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell
and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely
assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore,
no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different
religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions
state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to
Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since
people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project
that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are,
we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase
exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because
Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and
pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to
expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which
souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will
increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls
in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell
freezes over. So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to
me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "It will be a cold day
in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact
that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true,
and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen
over.
The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it
follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore,
extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of
a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept
shouting "Oh my God."