MAKING THIS SHIT UP AS I GO
I have this like, incredible backlog of shit to talk about, memes to fill in, conventions/expos to report on, and awesome shit to take pictures of and shove in your faces--
BUT I HAVE BEEN DAWDLING MY ASS OFF.
Basically I was all like OOH OOH OOH 1000th POAST I HAVE TO DO SOMETHING ~~SPECIAL~~
and then couldn't come up with anything at all and spent a whole mess of pathetic time staring at blank post windows trying to be clever and failing at life. Cause I obviously didn't want to post something wimpy and :| for my oh-so-magical 1000th POAST
/punches self in temple
Anyway I can't deal with the not posting anymore so I am being stupid and sad and pathetic in my impatience and thus, I am bringing you the world's most unoriginal
GENERIC PARTY POST
LOOK I JUST HAVE TO GET IT OUT OF THE WAY OKAY then i can go back to the regularly scheduled comics flailing and SPX swag flapping and hyperbolic complaining and general job hatingness that you've all come to expect.
So this is an ~~EVERYTHING GOES~~ party post.
WANT TO POST SOME GIFS?
OR PERHAPS SOME MACROS?
POSSIBLY SOME PERVY FRIDAY (given that it is friday and all)
uh WOW my pervy collection has gotten small. so you guys are going to have to take the reigns on this one, unless you all want me to spam you with nothing but pictures you have seen before, or skaters.
HECK WE CAN EVEN DO SOME DRABBLE TREE/DRABBLE-OFFS IN THE COMMENTS.
Also acceptable: stupid comics, stupid comments, scans, sharks, cool stories bros, 200 lb octopus cakes, dramatic noooooooooooooooos, coelacanths, bacon-related news, and the color purple. Or we can just write porn, idec.
(let's let our freaking hair down for a bit guys. it's been super quiet around here of late and when it hasn't been i've seen a lot of :( and ;_____;. i would very much like to hug it all better but as my ass is too fat to fit through this series of tubes, i can't actually do that. but i miss you all and do not want you to be with the sadfaces so maybe we can all take five minutes and just be totally silly or whatever BECAUSE I MISS YOU GUYS LIKE CRAZY OKAY. /clutches everyone)
we now return you to your regularly scheduled internetting
BUT I HAVE BEEN DAWDLING MY ASS OFF.
Basically I was all like OOH OOH OOH 1000th POAST I HAVE TO DO SOMETHING ~~SPECIAL~~
and then couldn't come up with anything at all and spent a whole mess of pathetic time staring at blank post windows trying to be clever and failing at life. Cause I obviously didn't want to post something wimpy and :| for my oh-so-magical 1000th POAST
/punches self in temple
Anyway I can't deal with the not posting anymore so I am being stupid and sad and pathetic in my impatience and thus, I am bringing you the world's most unoriginal
GENERIC PARTY POST
LOOK I JUST HAVE TO GET IT OUT OF THE WAY OKAY then i can go back to the regularly scheduled comics flailing and SPX swag flapping and hyperbolic complaining and general job hatingness that you've all come to expect.
So this is an ~~EVERYTHING GOES~~ party post.
WANT TO POST SOME GIFS?
OR PERHAPS SOME MACROS?
POSSIBLY SOME PERVY FRIDAY (given that it is friday and all)
uh WOW my pervy collection has gotten small. so you guys are going to have to take the reigns on this one, unless you all want me to spam you with nothing but pictures you have seen before, or skaters.
HECK WE CAN EVEN DO SOME DRABBLE TREE/DRABBLE-OFFS IN THE COMMENTS.
Also acceptable: stupid comics, stupid comments, scans, sharks, cool stories bros, 200 lb octopus cakes, dramatic noooooooooooooooos, coelacanths, bacon-related news, and the color purple. Or we can just write porn, idec.
(let's let our freaking hair down for a bit guys. it's been super quiet around here of late and when it hasn't been i've seen a lot of :( and ;_____;. i would very much like to hug it all better but as my ass is too fat to fit through this series of tubes, i can't actually do that. but i miss you all and do not want you to be with the sadfaces so maybe we can all take five minutes and just be totally silly or whatever BECAUSE I MISS YOU GUYS LIKE CRAZY OKAY. /clutches everyone)
we now return you to your regularly scheduled internetting