Trouble in Paradise
i know no one will read this, hence why im writing it. i just need somewhere to put my thoughts right now
yeah so my roomate pretty much sucks. people ask what hes doing to piss me off. i say its not what hes doing thats pissing me off. its what hes not doing. he pretty much does nothing. he just sits on his ass in the basement in front of this $1000 piece of shit plasma TV and watches star trek, drinking copious amounts of beer and eating unnecessarily large amounts of junk food. then when hes done that for about 10 hours straight, he decides to go to bed, just to wake up and do it all again. hes a class A bum. what pisses me off is he had the ball to tell me the other day that i dont get out enough. this, coming from a man who probably hasnt seen the light of day since before christmas! i was so taken back by this comment that i couldnt even say anything. i was quite literally speechless. not because its true. in fact, i went to three dinners and two movies last week alone but like i said, i was so shocked that he would say that to me, my brain couldnt even process what he said in time to have a rebuttle. the only thing i could feel was anger inside when he said that to me but i could even move
our landlord made him our superintendent, which entails him to make minor repairs around the house and let the landlord know about bigger problems so that she can have them fixed by a professional. so far we have a broken sub pump in the basement so its starting to flood due to the rising water table from all this rain. our dishwasher leaves our dishes with a crust on them, which he chooses to blame on sugar from our iced tea (the iced tea we havent drinken in months). come on, sugar? if the scolding hot dishwasher water cant dissolve sugar, its probably not a dishwasher. he also says its a shitty dishwasher. its a fuckin fridgedair. its no piece of shit machine like his beloved TV. in the end, it boils down to him being lazy and making up excuses so he can watch more star trek and drink more beer.
i suppose the absence of tiffy is a major improvement. talk about rude and inconsiderate. im glad that slut bag is gone. i felt like i was gonna get an STD just by her breathing near me. she made up about 50% of the stress i had in my life. the fact that she did her laundry, showered, slept and hung out at the house ALL THE FUCKIN TIME, sometimes when no one else was even home, without paying a cent towards the resources she used, infuriated me to no end. that, to me, is the definition of rude. i could never just waltz into someones house with a huge garbage bag of clothes and expect to use their water to wash them without, at the very least, asking and saying thank you. and when the clothes are done, she took a shower using all our hot water and not pay a cent. thats pretty much what she did all the time. and the last i saw her i was on a plane on my way to miami. a week prior to that, $450 went mysteriously missing in a one hour window. a window she fits perfectly in. there was no proof she took it but we know she did. and a month prior to that we gave john the rent money to give to the landlord because he saw her more than we did. wellt he rent wasnt paid for a week because again, money went mysteriously missing. $200 to be exact. he claims he didnt take it. if he or she didnt take it, why did he have no problem putting it back out of his pocket????? im actually mad right now. the very thought of her is boiling my blood. shes not even in the picture anymore. i havent seen her in well over a month and im still getting mad about it. thats what this whore has done to me. im done talking about fishlegs now
hes become an inconsiderate prick these past 5 or 6 months. i thought i knew him better. turns out i saw him in black and white for a long time. his true colors are beginning to come out and im not 100% in love with the picture theyre painting. i can only pray to god that he doesnt decide to stay when we renew the lease this june (theres been rumors and talk about him moving into my landlords house which shes moving out of). the other roomates and i have already chosen a new roomate to take his place. now its just a waiting game.
yeah so my roomate pretty much sucks. people ask what hes doing to piss me off. i say its not what hes doing thats pissing me off. its what hes not doing. he pretty much does nothing. he just sits on his ass in the basement in front of this $1000 piece of shit plasma TV and watches star trek, drinking copious amounts of beer and eating unnecessarily large amounts of junk food. then when hes done that for about 10 hours straight, he decides to go to bed, just to wake up and do it all again. hes a class A bum. what pisses me off is he had the ball to tell me the other day that i dont get out enough. this, coming from a man who probably hasnt seen the light of day since before christmas! i was so taken back by this comment that i couldnt even say anything. i was quite literally speechless. not because its true. in fact, i went to three dinners and two movies last week alone but like i said, i was so shocked that he would say that to me, my brain couldnt even process what he said in time to have a rebuttle. the only thing i could feel was anger inside when he said that to me but i could even move
our landlord made him our superintendent, which entails him to make minor repairs around the house and let the landlord know about bigger problems so that she can have them fixed by a professional. so far we have a broken sub pump in the basement so its starting to flood due to the rising water table from all this rain. our dishwasher leaves our dishes with a crust on them, which he chooses to blame on sugar from our iced tea (the iced tea we havent drinken in months). come on, sugar? if the scolding hot dishwasher water cant dissolve sugar, its probably not a dishwasher. he also says its a shitty dishwasher. its a fuckin fridgedair. its no piece of shit machine like his beloved TV. in the end, it boils down to him being lazy and making up excuses so he can watch more star trek and drink more beer.
i suppose the absence of tiffy is a major improvement. talk about rude and inconsiderate. im glad that slut bag is gone. i felt like i was gonna get an STD just by her breathing near me. she made up about 50% of the stress i had in my life. the fact that she did her laundry, showered, slept and hung out at the house ALL THE FUCKIN TIME, sometimes when no one else was even home, without paying a cent towards the resources she used, infuriated me to no end. that, to me, is the definition of rude. i could never just waltz into someones house with a huge garbage bag of clothes and expect to use their water to wash them without, at the very least, asking and saying thank you. and when the clothes are done, she took a shower using all our hot water and not pay a cent. thats pretty much what she did all the time. and the last i saw her i was on a plane on my way to miami. a week prior to that, $450 went mysteriously missing in a one hour window. a window she fits perfectly in. there was no proof she took it but we know she did. and a month prior to that we gave john the rent money to give to the landlord because he saw her more than we did. wellt he rent wasnt paid for a week because again, money went mysteriously missing. $200 to be exact. he claims he didnt take it. if he or she didnt take it, why did he have no problem putting it back out of his pocket????? im actually mad right now. the very thought of her is boiling my blood. shes not even in the picture anymore. i havent seen her in well over a month and im still getting mad about it. thats what this whore has done to me. im done talking about fishlegs now
hes become an inconsiderate prick these past 5 or 6 months. i thought i knew him better. turns out i saw him in black and white for a long time. his true colors are beginning to come out and im not 100% in love with the picture theyre painting. i can only pray to god that he doesnt decide to stay when we renew the lease this june (theres been rumors and talk about him moving into my landlords house which shes moving out of). the other roomates and i have already chosen a new roomate to take his place. now its just a waiting game.