Last day.

Jul 15, 2005 13:27

Woo hoo it's Friday and my last day of secretary hell. I'm so ready for this to be over. No more getting up before 12. I'm gonna sleep all day tomorrow... nobody talk to me lol.

So even though you might not leave me a message Bryce because you're never on here and you might just completely forget that the love of your life is rotting at an office while you're doing nothing, I forgive you. I still think you're the greatest person breathing. My sister always said you were the most beautiful human being in the world and I think she's right... but that doesn't mean I'm not gonna kick your ass for not talking to me on here today. When are we gonna watch Scream 2?! We must do it soon. Aww... how long has it been since I've seen you? Like 20 years? Dearest Brycey Baby.... I think I'm gonna cry right here in this office. Are the people here staring at me?... well of course they are. Wouldn't you stare if the receptionist at a big snobby office was crying while you were there? You would.

It's pretty depressing when you're in the most hilarious mood and all you can do is type all these funny things down on live journal and try to hold in your laugh. I really hope the phone doesn't ring right now because if I had to open my mouth and talk to this bitch business people I'd have to crack up in there ear and get fired. My dad wouldn't pay me and then this whole week would've just been a waste of my slowly ending life. Is that not the saddest thing you've ever heard? All my friends that will read this eventually will have to feel AWFUL because they weren't on here to save me from boredom and in the end psychosis. If I need medication to stifle the pain next week we'll know who's fault it is... ALL YOU GUYS WHO DIDN'T GET ON TODAY! hehehehehehehehe, this is beyond funny. It's ridiculous. I must go before I get in trouble for being all giddy.

Bryce.... I LOVE YOU LIKE NEVE CAMPBELL LOVED THE KILLER, BUT IF YOU DON'T TALK TO ME, I MIGHT JUST DIE OF BOREDOM.
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