coffee.
dear makers of coffee,
i sincerely love your products effect on my system. however, i'd like to inform you that it really, truly, tastes like hickory smoked horse buttholes. not only does it taste like hickory smoked horse buttholes, but i suffer the great irony of having to drink them from a cup.
i'm not sure if anyone's told you this before, so i figured i would write and let you know. i'm also going to blame the french, since this mornings adventure went into sampling one of their roasts. i have to say, french people, your horse anus tastes far worse than the regular "hazelnut" blend i usually have. do you stick burning tires up there, or what? an entire package of "extreme ice" gum cannot nullify the damage laid waste to my mouth.
sincerely,
coffeeLUVR
i sincerely love your products effect on my system. however, i'd like to inform you that it really, truly, tastes like hickory smoked horse buttholes. not only does it taste like hickory smoked horse buttholes, but i suffer the great irony of having to drink them from a cup.
i'm not sure if anyone's told you this before, so i figured i would write and let you know. i'm also going to blame the french, since this mornings adventure went into sampling one of their roasts. i have to say, french people, your horse anus tastes far worse than the regular "hazelnut" blend i usually have. do you stick burning tires up there, or what? an entire package of "extreme ice" gum cannot nullify the damage laid waste to my mouth.
sincerely,
coffeeLUVR