"This isn't so--- O_-;;"
Recently, with my whole "I'm too tired to do anything but sit on my ass on my day off" thing lately, I thought that maybe I've been a snooty Yaoi fangirl for too long and never really gave the whole Het thing a fair chance.
So I looked up some hentai anime clips.
"Hey this isn't so bad, what have I been avoiding all these years?"
*continues watching, eating cookies and milk in front of her laptop*
"Okay, that chick's voice is really annoying, but this isn't so bad."
*fistfull of cookies in TEH FASE, yummer!*
"Really, I don't know why I never---"
*Spurts of blood from places blood should not spurt from*
"..."
*Suddenly, those cookies didn't taste so good*
"...Okay, maybe it gets be--"
*Spurts? Did I say spurts? Make that a fucking red EXPLOSION*
"..... O_- "
*runs back to y!gal*
Okay, maybe Hentai doujinshi/manga will be better.
"Neat, these het Naruto pairings aren't so bad"
*clicks through Shikamaru and Temari fanbook*
"That was pretty awesome. What about this Tsunade one---"
*Inner voice: NOOOOOOOO! DON'T DO IT! I'M WARNING YOU!!"*
*click*
*tiny Jiraiya hand apparently being devoured by Tsunade's nipple*
"...WTF?"
*The most ridiculously oversized breasts ever drawn moving in incredibly unappetizing ways whilst I fear for Jiraiya's safety whilst in the proximity of these Sandbags of Doom*
"...O_- *twitch*"
*Inner voice: WHAT THE FUCK DID I TELL YOU?!*
*runs back to y!gal...but brings the Shikamaru/Temari and Kakuzu/fem!Hidan scans with her*
So Hentai is not really for me. But at least I'm not THAT snooty anymore.
And Hidan with boobs is pretty sexy.
So I looked up some hentai anime clips.
"Hey this isn't so bad, what have I been avoiding all these years?"
*continues watching, eating cookies and milk in front of her laptop*
"Okay, that chick's voice is really annoying, but this isn't so bad."
*fistfull of cookies in TEH FASE, yummer!*
"Really, I don't know why I never---"
*Spurts of blood from places blood should not spurt from*
"..."
*Suddenly, those cookies didn't taste so good*
"...Okay, maybe it gets be--"
*Spurts? Did I say spurts? Make that a fucking red EXPLOSION*
"..... O_- "
*runs back to y!gal*
Okay, maybe Hentai doujinshi/manga will be better.
"Neat, these het Naruto pairings aren't so bad"
*clicks through Shikamaru and Temari fanbook*
"That was pretty awesome. What about this Tsunade one---"
*Inner voice: NOOOOOOOO! DON'T DO IT! I'M WARNING YOU!!"*
*click*
*tiny Jiraiya hand apparently being devoured by Tsunade's nipple*
"...WTF?"
*The most ridiculously oversized breasts ever drawn moving in incredibly unappetizing ways whilst I fear for Jiraiya's safety whilst in the proximity of these Sandbags of Doom*
"...O_- *twitch*"
*Inner voice: WHAT THE FUCK DID I TELL YOU?!*
*runs back to y!gal...but brings the Shikamaru/Temari and Kakuzu/fem!Hidan scans with her*
So Hentai is not really for me. But at least I'm not THAT snooty anymore.
And Hidan with boobs is pretty sexy.