I think I got blinded by the light. One or two of the girls at work told me she was weird. Apparently she has to be in by sunset on a Friday. Which I assume is either Shabbas (?), or she'll turn into a pumpkin or something.
Yes, that's the beginning of the Jewish Sabbath. I'm not sure pumpkins are involved...
Well, anyway, now you know the girls at work were right. (Not because she's observant about the Sabbath, but because she said she'd go out with you and then blew you off for some really weird reasons.)
I told those fucks down at the league office a thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos! What's Shabbos? Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't get in a car, I don't ride in a car, I don't pick up the phone, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit [shouts] DONT FUCKING ROLL! SHOMER SHABBOS!
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Well, anyway, now you know the girls at work were right. (Not because she's observant about the Sabbath, but because she said she'd go out with you and then blew you off for some really weird reasons.)
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What's Shabbos?
Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't get in a car, I don't ride in a car, I don't pick up the phone, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit
[shouts] DONT FUCKING ROLL! SHOMER SHABBOS!
Heh, I avoided going out with Walter
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