10 Things you didn't know about smoking...
1. It makes you cool.
2. It gives you superpowers.
3. It's a good way to get fit.
4. It makes you more attractive to the opposite sex.
5. It's good for animals.
6. People who don't like it have a mental illness.
7. It increases your brainpower.
8. Smokers live longer.
9. It isn't actually addictive, that's just a lie spread by non-smokers.
10. It increases your IQ.
So there you have it, everyone should smoke as it benefits us all.
2. It gives you superpowers.
3. It's a good way to get fit.
4. It makes you more attractive to the opposite sex.
5. It's good for animals.
6. People who don't like it have a mental illness.
7. It increases your brainpower.
8. Smokers live longer.
9. It isn't actually addictive, that's just a lie spread by non-smokers.
10. It increases your IQ.
So there you have it, everyone should smoke as it benefits us all.