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dear lj
your my only friend, I can say WHATEVER I want to you and you don't judge me. thnnx for being there! if you were real I would get you a christmas present.
if you were a girl I would date you, and if you were a guy I'd hang out with you.
If you were a dog, I wouldplay frisbee with you EVERYDAY.
If you were a cat I would buy the expensive cat food that people think is better then the cheap stuff, but really they are both just really bad smelling and purified meat and other nasty stuff, but I would still buy it cause you deserve the best.
If you were a poor person I would give you my extra change.
If you were a cell phone I would buy a cover so you wouldn't get dinged up when I dropped you.
If you were gay I would introduce you to any guy you wanted.
If you were a car I would wash you every other friday.
If you were a pen I would write all my important stuff with you.
If I had to break up with you I would do it really nice and tell you it was me and not you.
If you were an ex GF I would still want to be friends.
If you slaped me I would turn the other cheek so you could hit the other.
if you were my child I would spoil you
if you were a roll of tape I would make sure that I only used what I needed and I would be REALLY careful not to stick you to yourself cuase that wastes tape and I wouldn't want to waste you.
if you were toliot paper I would take a shower instead cause I wouldn't want to offend you by using you.
but your not..
your my only friend, I can say WHATEVER I want to you and you don't judge me. thnnx for being there! if you were real I would get you a christmas present.
if you were a girl I would date you, and if you were a guy I'd hang out with you.
If you were a dog, I wouldplay frisbee with you EVERYDAY.
If you were a cat I would buy the expensive cat food that people think is better then the cheap stuff, but really they are both just really bad smelling and purified meat and other nasty stuff, but I would still buy it cause you deserve the best.
If you were a poor person I would give you my extra change.
If you were a cell phone I would buy a cover so you wouldn't get dinged up when I dropped you.
If you were gay I would introduce you to any guy you wanted.
If you were a car I would wash you every other friday.
If you were a pen I would write all my important stuff with you.
If I had to break up with you I would do it really nice and tell you it was me and not you.
If you were an ex GF I would still want to be friends.
If you slaped me I would turn the other cheek so you could hit the other.
if you were my child I would spoil you
if you were a roll of tape I would make sure that I only used what I needed and I would be REALLY careful not to stick you to yourself cuase that wastes tape and I wouldn't want to waste you.
if you were toliot paper I would take a shower instead cause I wouldn't want to offend you by using you.
but your not..