Cthulhu always brings a smile to my face

Dec 06, 2005 18:08

even though it means i usually drool along with it.
thanks spazzy


Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely sedulous devotee this year.

Yesterday, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In November, I sacrificed misspii to Cthulhu (500 points). Last week, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In August, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). In October, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In December, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points).

In short, I have been very bad (-420 points) and deserve to have my body used as a host for one of your servitors.

Your humble and obedient servant,
atrum_speculum

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