My weekend, in numbers

Jun 26, 2006 00:56

Wow, what a lot of housework music! I am busy downloading, and at this rate am going to have the cleanest house in Christendom. I must go to bed shortly though, but before I do I present to you "My Weekend In Numbers":


* Number of schmoopy films with Keanu Reeves in them viewed = 1 (The Lake House)

* Keanu hotness quotient = 93%

* Number of other reasons to view said film = 0

* Number of cat "activity centres" purchased = 1

* Weight of activity centre = 11 kg

* Distance carried home from the shop = 1.5 miles

* Height now fully assembled = 4.5 ft

* Number of cats seemingly interested = 0

* Number of cats trained to use catflap = 2 (w0ot!)

* Number of glasses of wine consumed in the process = *mumbles*

* Number of operas attended = 1 (Ariodante)

* Handel genius percentage = 110%

* Number of episodes of "Charmed" viewed = too many

* Number of episodes of "Buffy" = ditto

* Numbers of rows of knitting = not enough, despite the above. Have huge throw to complete for a housewarming present next Saturday :/

* Numbers of visits to the supermarket = 2 (once to buy cat litter, the second time because I forgot the cat litter the first time)

* Number of cheering Ecuadorians at the checkout = 3

* Number of domestic chores completed = 87 million

* Number of songs sung loudly into the back of a hairbrush as a diversionary tactic = at least 5

* Number of cats still scared of the hoover = 2

* Number of eggs dropped on the floor while making dinner = 1

* Number of words said following egg dropping incident of which My Mother Would Not Approve = 3

So there we have it. Will catch up with y'all and your posts tomorrow. For now, sweet dreams :)

housework, films, diary, kitties, music

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