picspams are good for the soul

Jan 25, 2006 14:01

WARNING WARNING WARNING.

This picspam will kill your computer. Really.
Tons of pictures of prettiness.



My first thought about the picspam was doing a list why they are teh_pretty. But, that is obvious. Because they're pretty.


Very Pretty.



And hot.



But I thought:
History > List

Heh, right?

Because Marat stalks Nastya. He needs to open up with someone


Marat: But the thing is, that no matter what I do she doesn't seem to care! She's not really dating a hockey player, is she Nastya?
Nastya: Fucking loser.



Marat: So I was talking to Dina yesterday on the phone, and Lena seems to be doing okay..... Are you sure she is not dating a hockey player? Because tennis players seem to enjoy marrying hockey players... She is not marrying a hockey player is she, Nastya?!! What if she is?!! I'm sure I'm better looking than a hockey player! *scoffs* But what if....
Nastya: Boy, you just keep on stalking me, don't you?



Marat: I keep listening to Kelly Clarkson every night because of her.
Nastya: *iz dead*



Nastya: Marat, don't look now, Lena just entered the room.



Lena: *looks heavenly*



Marat: Oh boy! Can she see me?
Nastya: No way, invisible boy!



Marat is stalking Nastya right now.

Marat talks about his problems to something. He is starting to wonder if Nastya likes him that much.


Marat: So, yesterday I saw her.



Marat: And I told her she looked beautiful.



Marat: And she thanked me.



Marat: And I think I made a fool of myself.



Marat: I blushed so much.... Stupid aussie weather.



Marat: And then she giggled, you know!



Marat: And I stared at her... like and idiot.



Marat: And that night, I cried myself to sleep.

While this happens, Lena & Nastya are being Lena and Nastya.






Lena: Oh no, I'm not dating anyone. But Mommy Vera said I could have a boyfriend when I'm thirty!



Nastya: Yeah... But she's already breaking boys' hearts! Ask Marat! *giggle*
Lena: Whaaat?



Nastya: *snort*



Lena: Can you stop and explain about Maraty?



Nastya: Oh, yeah, he's in love with you.



Lena: Nastya? Are you drunk? Because normally I can tell when you're drunk. I've never drunk anything with alcohol but you seem to be best friends with Vodka.





Lena: Oh yes, drunk.

Lena finds out that Nastya wasn't drunk. She was only being Nastya. And Lena starts seing Marat in a different way.


Lena: He said what?!
Nastya: Well... I'm not sure, I wasn't paying attention, but I'm sure it was something to do with you!



Nastya: Well, he is hot!
Lena: Nastya! *blushes*
Dinara: I wish they stopped talking about my brother like this. I'm sure his mind isn't like that.

Marat's mind:




Dinara: So, Lena, what you are gonna do about my brother?



Lena: Mommy Vera said I could talk to him, but not let him do funny stuff with me. I think I'm going to write him a poem!



But thanks to Lena great english, Dinara thought she meant "Mommy Vera said I could marry but, but not let him teach serving for me." Like most of her interviews go.



Crazy russians.

Later that day, Dinara tells Nasya the good news.


Dina: She said she's going to marry me! And I think he's going to be her new serve instructor!
Nastya: I wonder what happened to Richard.



Nastya: Have you heard the news? Elena is getting married! But psssh, it's a secret.

And the girls go to a restaurant and celebrate.


Lena: I didn't know you liked poetry that much!
Nastya: *whispers* I think that's how she calls "sex"... poetry. Crazy russian.

And that's the end. I know, there is no end. But I'm bored. So, random pics.
















































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