Bah!
Oh no.
Oh no no no no no NO, throat, I know what you're doing and you'd better stop it RIGHT THIS MINUTE! Don't you dare start to get sore, because that means that it's a surefire sign that I'm about to get sick and I DO NOT WANT THAT! Right when I'm about to cook up an awesome dinner the next day and force some dear friends to eat it. Well, this just figures.
Of course, this doesn't necessarily mean I will get sick, right throat? You could just be slightly irritated, couldn't you? Look, I'm sure we can make a deal: you don't get me sick and I'll binge-drink the rest of my "Gypsy Cold Care" (or some such crap) herbal tea and suck down the rest of my ricolas in order to keep you smooth and happy. Sound good?
Oh no no no no no NO, throat, I know what you're doing and you'd better stop it RIGHT THIS MINUTE! Don't you dare start to get sore, because that means that it's a surefire sign that I'm about to get sick and I DO NOT WANT THAT! Right when I'm about to cook up an awesome dinner the next day and force some dear friends to eat it. Well, this just figures.
Of course, this doesn't necessarily mean I will get sick, right throat? You could just be slightly irritated, couldn't you? Look, I'm sure we can make a deal: you don't get me sick and I'll binge-drink the rest of my "Gypsy Cold Care" (or some such crap) herbal tea and suck down the rest of my ricolas in order to keep you smooth and happy. Sound good?