It's the strangest combination of bored & busy ...
that led me to finally doing this ...
General asshats, The New York Yankees
Circle I Limbo
Dallas Cowboy Fans
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind
Bill Clinton
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow
Trixies
Circle IV Rolling Weights
Osama bin Laden, Saddam Hussein
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled
River Styx
Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle VI Buried for Eternity
River Phlegyas
Riceboys
Circle VII Burning Sands
Bill Gates
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement
Parents who think that I want to hold their children in some misquided belief that I think that kids are cute
Circle IX Frozen in Ice
Design your own hell
You are The Cap'n!
Some men are born great, some achieve greatness and some slit the throats of any man that stands between them and the mantle of power. You never met a man you couldn't eviscerate. Not that mindless violence is the only avenue open to you - but why take an avenue when you have complete freeway access? You are the definitive Man of Action. You are James Bond in a blousy shirt and drawstring-fly pants. Your swash was buckled long ago and you have never been so sure of anything in your life as in your ability to bend everyone to your will. You will call anyone out and cut off their head if they show any sign of taking you on or backing down. You cannot be saddled with tedious underlings, but if one of your lieutenants shows an overly developed sense of ambition he may find more suitable accommodations in Davy Jones' locker. That is, of course, IF you notice him. You tend to be self absorbed - a weakness that may keep you from seeing enemies where they are and imagining them where they are not.
What's Yer Inner Pirate?
brought to you by The Official Talk Like A Pirate Web Site. Arrrrr!
General asshats, The New York Yankees
Circle I Limbo
Dallas Cowboy Fans
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind
Bill Clinton
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow
Trixies
Circle IV Rolling Weights
Osama bin Laden, Saddam Hussein
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled
River Styx
Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle VI Buried for Eternity
River Phlegyas
Riceboys
Circle VII Burning Sands
Bill Gates
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement
Parents who think that I want to hold their children in some misquided belief that I think that kids are cute
Circle IX Frozen in Ice
Design your own hell
You are The Cap'n!
Some men are born great, some achieve greatness and some slit the throats of any man that stands between them and the mantle of power. You never met a man you couldn't eviscerate. Not that mindless violence is the only avenue open to you - but why take an avenue when you have complete freeway access? You are the definitive Man of Action. You are James Bond in a blousy shirt and drawstring-fly pants. Your swash was buckled long ago and you have never been so sure of anything in your life as in your ability to bend everyone to your will. You will call anyone out and cut off their head if they show any sign of taking you on or backing down. You cannot be saddled with tedious underlings, but if one of your lieutenants shows an overly developed sense of ambition he may find more suitable accommodations in Davy Jones' locker. That is, of course, IF you notice him. You tend to be self absorbed - a weakness that may keep you from seeing enemies where they are and imagining them where they are not.
What's Yer Inner Pirate?
brought to you by The Official Talk Like A Pirate Web Site. Arrrrr!