Non-existential

[atpolittlebit]

There are 0 people in the United States with my name.

Which surprises, umm, me.

*checks address on map*

Comments

[buffyannotater]

Ooo, no identity! You can be a super-spy!

[ladystarlightsj]

*clings to your leg*

Wait, maybe you're really in Canada!

*clings more*

[zargon10]

You're just too unique! :)

[ladylyonors]

i was the only one of me in the world, until my brother married a girl with the same first name as me. now there are 2 of me.

the original version was waaaay better.

caroline kennedy....how i feel your pain.