Sammy Bammy, Ultra-Bammy
"Pooholes!" my mom shouts. I'm pretty sure I should spell that Pujoles since it is someone's name. But I hear pooholes. That's all that matters.
I'm back, bitches. And I've been watching too many episodes of the Real Housewives of New Jersey. (Don't tell anyone, but I think I've seen every episode of every season. Twice.)
I met a lady recently who looks and sounds exactly like Kathy Wakile. Yeah, I know how to spell her last name.
In other news: chicken schnitzel is the shit-zel.
I'm back, bitches. And I've been watching too many episodes of the Real Housewives of New Jersey. (Don't tell anyone, but I think I've seen every episode of every season. Twice.)
I met a lady recently who looks and sounds exactly like Kathy Wakile. Yeah, I know how to spell her last name.
In other news: chicken schnitzel is the shit-zel.