are you kidding me?
last night, i almost died in a car wreck.
...well, not really but the stupid fuck that decided a green light means "break" caused me to slam on my brakes 'cause i thought he was going, which then caused my diet pepsi to fly forward in my newly cleaned/vacuumed car, which got all over the cds that also flew forward. my god, stupid old fucks.
but when i finally got home and devoured my delicious honey bbq sandwich from kfc, i realized it was worth my near death experience.
after all that, i snuggled up on my couch with my full belly and watched homeward bound. and cried. ha.
that's one dang good animal movie.
...well, not really but the stupid fuck that decided a green light means "break" caused me to slam on my brakes 'cause i thought he was going, which then caused my diet pepsi to fly forward in my newly cleaned/vacuumed car, which got all over the cds that also flew forward. my god, stupid old fucks.
but when i finally got home and devoured my delicious honey bbq sandwich from kfc, i realized it was worth my near death experience.
after all that, i snuggled up on my couch with my full belly and watched homeward bound. and cried. ha.
that's one dang good animal movie.