mayne

[atopimpben]

I am seriously not what one would call an upstanding citizen. All I do is drink, smoke, and cause havoc. Why can't I just have a quiet evening of not doing anything illegal? Why is it in my nature to break the law everywhere I possibly can? Well, tonight's adventure starts with Ben getting drunk and stoned and stealing a car battery out of a truck in the person's driveway. Are you kidding me? Who talks me into crap like this? Well, I think that's enough for tonight. If you are in search for just plain hoodlum ass shit... give me a call... HollER!!!!

~Ben

"Been caught stealing
once when I was 5.
I enjoy stealing.
It's just as simple as that.
Well, it's just a simple fact.
When i want something,
I don't want to pay for it."
~Jane's Addiction