COATS
It's autumn! Let's buy coats!
I like this one, with a ridiculously oversized hood (hoods are important). I think I might buy it! Asos are doing free returns right now, so it seems a little rude not to.
Seriously, you could fit FIVE of my heads in one of those (or one of barrysarll's ho ho ho (no offence Barry all in good jest ahem :)))
Now I will look for more things to buy! Ideally each will have a differing element of 'oversize'. Fashion! It is ridiculous. Perhaps I should buy a STUPID HAT. !!!!
Masterchef is silly. Don't they know creme caramel comes in pots at the supermarket? 9p for four, or something like that, isn't it? Mmm delicious, I'll take ten (which might be difficult unless they let me take two for 4p, I'll take the mark-up).
I like this one, with a ridiculously oversized hood (hoods are important). I think I might buy it! Asos are doing free returns right now, so it seems a little rude not to.
Seriously, you could fit FIVE of my heads in one of those (or one of barrysarll's ho ho ho (no offence Barry all in good jest ahem :)))
Now I will look for more things to buy! Ideally each will have a differing element of 'oversize'. Fashion! It is ridiculous. Perhaps I should buy a STUPID HAT. !!!!
Masterchef is silly. Don't they know creme caramel comes in pots at the supermarket? 9p for four, or something like that, isn't it? Mmm delicious, I'll take ten (which might be difficult unless they let me take two for 4p, I'll take the mark-up).