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Dec 03, 2008 23:27


Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Tuesday I helped audzilla_ across the street (6 points). In August I punched valinorwanderer in the arm (-10 points). In April I committed genocide... Sorry about that, metyldapryde (-5000 points). Last Sunday I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Saturday I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-6716 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
atomictao

So, helping someone across the street doesn't make up for genocide or megalomania?

What the hell?
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