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CHARACTER
» Name: Scout
» Fandom: Team Fortress 2
» Reference: http://www.teamfortress.com/scout.htm, http://tf2wiki.net/wiki/Scout
» Canon Point: There isn't one, really. After Spy update.
» Gender: Male
» Age: 18
» Orientation:
Well, he's straight. And also a virgin (seriously, would you sleep with him? didn't think so). But he did decide to join a team with a bunch of big, beefy guys (and Pyro) stabbing and shooting at another team all day. Actually, it's kinda weird that there're so many guys around, and he spends every waking hour with them.
But nope, not gay at all.
And if he was, you'd need to pry him out of the closet with a giant crowbar and a lot of lube (NOT THAT KI-- well. Actually.)
» Personality:
BLU Scout is an obnoxious jerkass who never knows when to shut up and always runs his mouth and he has zero tact and he's always drinking this energy drink called ATOMIC PUNCH which lets him run even faster than usual and he likes to hit things with bats and then shoot them in the face with his shotgun. Did I mention that he never shuts up? He also thinks he's the coolest, funniest, snarkiest guy who ever walked the earth and everything he says is a thing of beauty and genius the likes of which you'll never match. Ever. So why don't you chucklenuts just freakin' die already?!
This kid lives in his own little world. No joke.
He can be sarcastic, he'll insult you to your face without any actual malice (well, maybe) and then forget he did, three seconds later. He's immature and whiny and he can be pretty cool when he's beating on a guy three times his size, but if you met him, you'd probably get sick of him in like. A day. RED Spy is banging his mom. Don't mention this to him, because he's already been traumatized once and he probably won't recover if it happens again. Hell, he hasn't even recovered from the first time.
If something's happening, Scout's giving his opinion of it. I might've mentioned this before, but Scout? Is an ASSHOLE. Spend enough time with him and he's gonna start reminding you of that twelve-year-old playing CounterStrike that never shuts up, curses nonstop for no reason and the only difference is that you can't put him on mute. Well. You could. But then again Scout's equipped with a slugger and a shotgun, and he's got no problems turning them on people he's never met before (does it all the time, remember?).
And for someone who spends all day dying repeatedly, he thinks everyone else is a total pussy if they complain about pain and stuff. Which also means he's a gigantic All-American hypocrite, 'cause he has the lowest health stat in the game, and you can probably own him in one hit, and dying? Hurts like a bitch. And when things don't go according to plan? Cue hysterics (and screaming like a little girl). The one thing he's best at? Running away.
Scout grew up in Boston with seven older brothers and likes baseball, though his allegiance has switched to New York since joining BLU (YANKEES!!) and he hates the Red Sox for obvious reasons -- not least of which is because it's RED Scout's favorite team and it's owned by RED (and once he finds out about that 2004 debacle, you can bet he'd feel like crying).
» Appearance:
BLU Scout wears a blue tee, baseball pants, socks and shoes, and a baseball cap. He's usually got a backpack, handwraps and headset. Other than that, Scout's a wiry, skinny kid who can run like hell. Oh, and he's a total spaz.
SAMPLES
» "amatomnes" Entry:
[ This is Scout. Scout is pissed. ]
I HAD THE FUCKIN' BRIEFCASE!
[ Have a nice view of the floor, 'cause that's where he threw the device. You can still hear him yelling, though. ]
Which'a you knuckleheads pulled me off'a the map for this shit, huh? Fuck! I was about to nail that bozo, too!
Shit-- this better not be a freakin' joke 'cause it's not fuckin' funny.
» "amatomneslogs" Entry:
"Awwww yeah, just like that--" Scout fell out of bed and landed on his ass.
His bare ass. Not exactly the most normal thing to wake up in, since the guys would whup him if he tried to sleep naked.
He glanced around the room and found his clothes, then reached for his handwraps first. Scout resisted the urge to start running around like a headless chicken-- since RED Spy could be right behind the door, and he shouldn't be running around on the map stark freakin' naked. That'd be. Weird. And his family jewels don't exactly have the highest defense--
But this wasn't exactly the map even though everything was here-- down to the headset with no reception and no one responding to him (not like that wasn't normal, but not even a shut-up-Scout?) and ohjesusfuckingchristI'msoscrewed and hey, is that a beach? Scout plastered himself to the window and then flung it open to stick his head out. And if Sniper headshots him while he enjoys the nice, fresh not-2Fort air, so be it. Maybe he'd end up back on the field.
And then he noticed that his dogtag chain was a lot shorter than usual and uh. That's. Not normal, is it? And the last thing he remembered was a bat coming at his face-- maybe he died? But he wouldn't respawn naked in a tropical paradise. At least, he didn't think so--
"Hey, I-- I don't think we're in frickin' Kansas anymore."
» Name: Scout
» Fandom: Team Fortress 2
» Reference: http://www.teamfortress.com/scout.htm, http://tf2wiki.net/wiki/Scout
» Canon Point: There isn't one, really. After Spy update.
» Gender: Male
» Age: 18
» Orientation:
Well, he's straight. And also a virgin (seriously, would you sleep with him? didn't think so). But he did decide to join a team with a bunch of big, beefy guys (and Pyro) stabbing and shooting at another team all day. Actually, it's kinda weird that there're so many guys around, and he spends every waking hour with them.
But nope, not gay at all.
And if he was, you'd need to pry him out of the closet with a giant crowbar and a lot of lube (NOT THAT KI-- well. Actually.)
» Personality:
BLU Scout is an obnoxious jerkass who never knows when to shut up and always runs his mouth and he has zero tact and he's always drinking this energy drink called ATOMIC PUNCH which lets him run even faster than usual and he likes to hit things with bats and then shoot them in the face with his shotgun. Did I mention that he never shuts up? He also thinks he's the coolest, funniest, snarkiest guy who ever walked the earth and everything he says is a thing of beauty and genius the likes of which you'll never match. Ever. So why don't you chucklenuts just freakin' die already?!
This kid lives in his own little world. No joke.
He can be sarcastic, he'll insult you to your face without any actual malice (well, maybe) and then forget he did, three seconds later. He's immature and whiny and he can be pretty cool when he's beating on a guy three times his size, but if you met him, you'd probably get sick of him in like. A day. RED Spy is banging his mom. Don't mention this to him, because he's already been traumatized once and he probably won't recover if it happens again. Hell, he hasn't even recovered from the first time.
If something's happening, Scout's giving his opinion of it. I might've mentioned this before, but Scout? Is an ASSHOLE. Spend enough time with him and he's gonna start reminding you of that twelve-year-old playing CounterStrike that never shuts up, curses nonstop for no reason and the only difference is that you can't put him on mute. Well. You could. But then again Scout's equipped with a slugger and a shotgun, and he's got no problems turning them on people he's never met before (does it all the time, remember?).
And for someone who spends all day dying repeatedly, he thinks everyone else is a total pussy if they complain about pain and stuff. Which also means he's a gigantic All-American hypocrite, 'cause he has the lowest health stat in the game, and you can probably own him in one hit, and dying? Hurts like a bitch. And when things don't go according to plan? Cue hysterics (and screaming like a little girl). The one thing he's best at? Running away.
Scout grew up in Boston with seven older brothers and likes baseball, though his allegiance has switched to New York since joining BLU (YANKEES!!) and he hates the Red Sox for obvious reasons -- not least of which is because it's RED Scout's favorite team and it's owned by RED (and once he finds out about that 2004 debacle, you can bet he'd feel like crying).
» Appearance:
BLU Scout wears a blue tee, baseball pants, socks and shoes, and a baseball cap. He's usually got a backpack, handwraps and headset. Other than that, Scout's a wiry, skinny kid who can run like hell. Oh, and he's a total spaz.
SAMPLES
» "amatomnes" Entry:
[ This is Scout. Scout is pissed. ]
I HAD THE FUCKIN' BRIEFCASE!
[ Have a nice view of the floor, 'cause that's where he threw the device. You can still hear him yelling, though. ]
Which'a you knuckleheads pulled me off'a the map for this shit, huh? Fuck! I was about to nail that bozo, too!
Shit-- this better not be a freakin' joke 'cause it's not fuckin' funny.
» "amatomneslogs" Entry:
"Awwww yeah, just like that--" Scout fell out of bed and landed on his ass.
His bare ass. Not exactly the most normal thing to wake up in, since the guys would whup him if he tried to sleep naked.
He glanced around the room and found his clothes, then reached for his handwraps first. Scout resisted the urge to start running around like a headless chicken-- since RED Spy could be right behind the door, and he shouldn't be running around on the map stark freakin' naked. That'd be. Weird. And his family jewels don't exactly have the highest defense--
But this wasn't exactly the map even though everything was here-- down to the headset with no reception and no one responding to him (not like that wasn't normal, but not even a shut-up-Scout?) and ohjesusfuckingchristI'msoscrewed and hey, is that a beach? Scout plastered himself to the window and then flung it open to stick his head out. And if Sniper headshots him while he enjoys the nice, fresh not-2Fort air, so be it. Maybe he'd end up back on the field.
And then he noticed that his dogtag chain was a lot shorter than usual and uh. That's. Not normal, is it? And the last thing he remembered was a bat coming at his face-- maybe he died? But he wouldn't respawn naked in a tropical paradise. At least, he didn't think so--
"Hey, I-- I don't think we're in frickin' Kansas anymore."