Portal announcement
This was just posted to our internal portal: It's not just the weather - There's something else HOT coming your way. Check out the Portal Monday for details.
Speculation on what this HOT thing coming our way may be:
The AC budget has been expended for the year New coffee mugs for everyone! New coffee machines (that'd be nice, the sludge that comes out of the ones we have now isn't worthy of being called sludge.) Casual dress Friday replaced with Casual relationship Friday (better than causal relationship Friday.) Branding Being burnt on the stake by angry landowners
I hate intentionally vague portal announcements. I can't bring myself to assign any amount of emotional interest in whatever this thing is, but at the same time contemplation is more stimulating that productivity.
Speculation on what this HOT thing coming our way may be:
I hate intentionally vague portal announcements. I can't bring myself to assign any amount of emotional interest in whatever this thing is, but at the same time contemplation is more stimulating that productivity.