Pic Spam: Wolf/Virginia; The 10th Kingdom
So most people who know me in real life know that my favorite movie in the whole world is 'The 10th Kingdom.' Technically it's a mini-series from 2000. Now another thing most know about me is that I'm an avid fairytale lover and obsessor, especially Snow White and Little Red Riding Hood. Anyway... I've literally watched my dvd copy of the film like everyday this week. I watch it a whole bunch anyway. So as I was watching and skimming around lj I decided it would be fun to do a picspam of one of my favorite all time couples Wolf and Virginia from the film. So here it is. Its not all their scenes since they share the screen 95% of the time but my favorite moments between them. Hope anyone who reads this enjoys it and then maybe checks it out XD
1. Wolf: Oh, let me put your mind at rest! Now that I've seen you, eating you is out of the question, not even on the menu! Now this is gonna sound outta the blue but how about a date? Ok, we started badly but I take all the blame for that! Ohhhh! You are one dynamic lady there's no question there...
2. Virginia: You come an inch closer and I swear I'll shout my head off.
Wolf: Oooh... that is what is known as an empty threat.
3. Virginia: What is that?
Wolf: It's just my tail.
Virginia: Your tail? What?
Wolf: It's not very big this time of the month. It's just a little brush.
Virginia: You've got a tail?
Wolf: Yeah. So? You have succulent breasts, I don't go on about them all the time, do I? Why don't you touch it? It's perfectly normal.
Virginia: If it's normal, how come you keep it hidden all the time?
Wolf: Because, if you haven't noticed, people don't like wolves. Come on. Give it a stroke. It won't bite.
Virginia: What?
Wolf: With the fur. Not against it.
4. Wolf: I've always wanted to say this. Love of my life, let down your lustrous locks.
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Wolf: Look out below! Close your eyes!
Virginia: What is it?
Wolf: DANDRUFF!
Virginia: I do not have dand-OW!
Wolf: Oh, some people can't take a joke!
5. Tony: What are you wearing?
Virginia: I have no choice, you have to.
Tony: You know, Virginia, you don't know anything about the laws around here, as a matter of fact, you don't know anything about law at all! Maybe I should've represented him.
Virginia: Excuse me, who got you out of the parking tickets? Who took the Polaroid of the broken meter?
Tony: Virginia, this is a murder case!
Virginia: Justice is universal!
Wolf: It's no use; we lost already, my creamy counsel, the local jury is certain to be biased against me.
Virginia: Now THAT is what I don't want to hear: negative thinking! Any jury can be swayed, all you need is a-
6. Wolf: Do you remember the story of Snow White when she swallowed the poison apple and everyone thought she was dead?
Virginia: Mhm.
Wolf: Well the seven dwarfs they brought her here and put her in a glass coffin.
Virginia: Here?
Wolf: In hopes that someone might bring her back to life.
Virginia: Here? In this town?
Wolf: To the top of this very hill, prince’s grandmother.
Virginia: Oh my God… look. Is this the real glass coffin? I don’t know what it is but I just feel so good.
Wolf: We all do. Everyone does in The Kissing Town.
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Wolf: Then one day this drop dead gorgeous prince comes past and he stops, he thinks what a quirky girl. What a sweetie-pie. But she's frozen. Cold. She resists his every call with her frozen countenance and he realizes the only way he can melt this ice queen is to massage the life back into her soft creamy lips. With a kiss.
7. Virginia: Where’s that music coming from?
Wolf: Do you like it? It’s a tune; I had it specially composed for you. It’s called ‘A Time for a Commitment.’
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Wolf: Without a doubt you are the most quirky girl in the whole of the nine kingdoms.
Virginia: I bet you say that to all your girlfriends.
Wolf: You are my first girlfriend.
Virginia: What! No first as in… first ever?
Wolf: Well yes. A wolf mates for life. Am I not your first boyfriend?
Virginia: No, God I’ve been out with loads of guys…
Wolf: Oh…
Virginia: Oh but, oh nothing serious. I have a hard time trusting people. I just never wanna jump unless I’m sure somebody’s gonna catch me.
Wolf: I’ll catch you and if I miss for any reason I’ll sit by your bedside and nurse you back to health.
Together: Cripes.
8. Virginia: Wolf! How did you find us?
Wolf: Oh Virginia, I’ve been following you for a very long time.
Virginia: Oh my God… Where did you go? After you left Kissing Town?
Wolf: Kissing Town? I went off for a while to think about things. I picked up your trail a few days ago.
Virginia: But how? We went through a mountain.
Wolf: Virginia, I could follow your scent across time itself.
Virginia: You seem different.
Wolf: We’re both different.
Virginia: I didn’t mean to chase you away, you know its just everything was happening so quickly you know? And I really do like you, I like you a lot. And I never, I never want to hurt you. I think I love you.
9. Tony: Let’s take a little rest. I’ll go get some water. One of you want to get some wood?
Wolf: I’ll go.
Virginia: Yeah I’ll go with you.
Wolf: Virginia? Um there’s something I’d really like you to do for… I’m mean with me and I think I deserve it given my multiple savings of your life.
Virginia: I know what you wanna do and the answer is yes.
Wolf: AH... Oh cripes! Oh I want you so much.
Virginia: I know I want you too.
Wolf: Alright, alright, alright you run into the woods and I’ll cover my eyes.
Virginia: Sorry?
Wolf: Into the trees and I’ll cover my eyes and I’ll count to 100.
Virginia: Are you serious?
Wolf: Oh yes. I won’t cheat. I promise I won’t cheat.
Virginia: That’s not the point. I…
Wolf: Alright, alright, alright maybe I’ll count a little quicker after 50. But I promise you’ll get a proper count from me.
Virginia: I am not playing hide and seek with you.
Wolf: 1, 2, 3,
Virginia: No!
Wolf: 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 you better run, 11, 12, 13.14.15.16.17.18.19… 72, 73, 74, 98, 99, 100. COMING!
10. Wolf: Hi. I’ve been waiting for you to wake up. You’ve been asleep for almost two days.
Virginia: I don’t think I realized how tired I was… What have I done?
Wolf: It’s not your fault. Don’t blame yourself, because then…
Virginia: My destiny.
Wolf: Virginia… let her go.
11. Singing Ring: How I love to linger on your sweethearts finger.
Virginia: What?
Wolf: It’s my engagement ring. Oooh… “With a singing ring he never fails to get his girl” Ah it’s destiny! Oh put it on, put it on.
Virginia: Well alright I’ll just try it on but I’m not getting married.
Wolf: Of course you are, a baby's got to have a father.
Virginia: I don't intend to have any children, thank you very much.
Wolf: Well, it's a little bit late for that.
Virginia: What do you mean?
Wolf: You got a little wolf cub growing inside of you! A little furry chap, just like me, only much smaller. Believe me. I'm a wolf. I know these things.
Virginia: Really?
Wolf: I just know.
Singing Ring: There’s no doubt and there’s no maybe the three of us are having a baby. Yippy!
12. Virginia: I’d like to say that Wolf and I lived Happily Ever After, but our lives were almost immediately interrupted by another crisis in the Kingdoms. That’s not this story, this story is done… and when you live everyday with all your heart than you can be happily ever after even if its only for a short time. My name is Virginia and I live on the edge of the forest and this is the end of the first book of the 10th Kingdom.