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Wow. Monica got dumped the other day. Then shortly after Kevin broke up with Chelsea.
On one hand it sucks. They hurt.
But then again, the tendencies of the number of couples seems to remain in a balance (in Better Than Andy I don't think there was ever more than two single people for a period longer than a week or two), so perhaps this could be a good omen for me? Probably not.
Monica is weird. Things she's looking for in a new boyfriend:
Beard.
Has a palm pilot.
Has a switchblade.
Sweats.
Has goals.
I've been trying to throw a party but it's hard getting a sufficient number of people to attend. Or rather, it's hard getting a sufficient number of partiers to attend. My little Andrews crew is not really big on that sort of thing, so I need to import some fuel for the party, but they're all the type who have work and crap.
On one hand it sucks. They hurt.
But then again, the tendencies of the number of couples seems to remain in a balance (in Better Than Andy I don't think there was ever more than two single people for a period longer than a week or two), so perhaps this could be a good omen for me? Probably not.
Monica is weird. Things she's looking for in a new boyfriend:
Beard.
Has a palm pilot.
Has a switchblade.
Sweats.
Has goals.
I've been trying to throw a party but it's hard getting a sufficient number of people to attend. Or rather, it's hard getting a sufficient number of partiers to attend. My little Andrews crew is not really big on that sort of thing, so I need to import some fuel for the party, but they're all the type who have work and crap.